Merry Christmas Ajuma Style ! ! !

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Marry's Classical Christmas

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Marry's Country Christmas! ! !

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Marry's Disco Christmas!

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Pet Elite Society

Everybody in Facebook should join Pet Society... it's a stupid, addictive (just the way we like it) and IT'S FARKING GIRLY...WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

I have a pet, her name is Nehnehpok aka Priscilla aka Hermione Gaynger from Fagwarts School of Bitchcraft. She lives in Upper East Side (Manhattan, hmmm, LADYHATTAN somehow sounds better) *flick hair*. Her activities are visiting friends for a dance, tell jokes, kiss kiss, watching Gossip Girls on tv and ofcourse, shopping! ! !

She got 5 sidekicks, Bootyboobs, Boobies, Tua Neh (it's not complete without an Asian girl in any drama isn't it), Boobsirella and Boobyshake who adores her to the core. Ohh...and she got a stepsister, Swan, who is poor and sad. How hollywood can it be, right???

Nehnhepok: I know you love me.... xoxo

Royal KKJ !

OMG! ! ! *shriek*cover eyes*peep*


click HERE


xoxo

Missy and Me

What's with me and service people today... or since yesterday.

I supposed to make an appoinment for Vicky's chiro, since she is in Shanghai now, so I have to make a call to her chiro and see the earliest slot they can give her.

Missy: Hi, Good Morning... Sexyback Chiro, How can I helpchu?

Me: *pause*flick hair* Heyy... I want to make appoinment for my sister who is currently in overseas. She's coming back tonight. If it's possible, it'sfor tomorrow...she is in pain...

Missy: I'm sorry, it's kinda pull. There are pipteen people on my list. Why not I check and I call you buck once there is constellation. Ok?

Me: *pause*scratch head* Ohh, right..ofcourse. If there is CANCELATION. My name is Ivana..and here is my number 9******0. Thank you.

Missy: *going on hysterical fit* OMG!!! You are sooo pretty. I wanna be chu, I ken nut bread...

Me: Yeah, I know... Breathe, girl. Breathe. You can not be me, NEVER! *hung up*flick hair*



and 2nd incident...



I was on the way to the gym, to do my eyes cardio ... and I heard the song that I have been hearing on radio.

so, I memories the line and I determined to find the song in THAT cd shop at paragon before my gym session.

Me: Hi, miss... can you help me to find this song that goes...*humming the song*flick hair*

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar...

Missy: Errr.. cookie jar?? *giggle* No, miss. Sowree, I dont noe da song. Perhaps you want udder albam?

Me: Ahh...alright. Nevermind. I don't want other album. Thanks *flick hair*



I went home...quickly ran to my pc and type the lyrics at google...

the result came out: COOKIE JAR by Gym Class Heroes.

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OMG! ! ! WTF???!!!! STUUUUPID BEECH!

*kick kick*

Kopibin & Tea Leap

Was at Kopibin this afternoon...

Missy: Hi, miss..how can I helpchu?

Me: *flick hair* Heyyyy...can I have caeser salad and a large iced americano please... *pose*

Missy: You wan the scissor salad with kitchen, miss?

HUH??? WTF??!KITCHEN??!!!

I was on the verge of pulling her hair when she said that. Did I heard it wrongly??!! Do I want my caesar salad with kitchen?? U think what???!!! CB!!! I just had a little too much of dust recently... so what if I have put on 2 grams! Now, I can eat my salad with the whole bloody kitchen???! You salamapeech! *sonofabitch*

Me: *pause*flick hair*

Oh yes, please..I want my caesar salad with chicken

*curtsy*

xoxo

It's Shania Yeo Happy Day ! ! !

Happy Birthday, Datin Shania Yeo...

xoxo

Go Obama!

Obama is the next US president!!! YAY...

Do you know Obama used to live in dustland...OMG! and his stepfather is from Dustland??! and a halfsister who is a half dustlander...obviously *teehee*

I think we can be BFF, since we both from dustland..well.. not compeletely true..but who cares right? Right.

HellOooOo...coffee, tea or chicken satay??

So, does this make him got Asian blood?! yes, no? yes? no? no.

Such a historical moment... *flick hair*wipe tears*

so, miss Tioman gave me this question, will the name 'White House' stays? well..they can change the name to CMYK House ? or Wide House so sounds similar, it is a wide house right?! Just like when Darkie change their branding to Darlie... can lah hor, what say you??

Champagne, Champagne...champagne for everybody!

It's AK Happy Day

Happy Burstday! ! !

xoxo

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen ! ! !

I was so so happy about the idea of having dinner at Oscars to celebrate Mrs. Harrold's bday... Oscars was one of our usual makan place. So, we thought..hey lets go there again, for good ol' time.

Psyche myself, this time I am gonna eat my dinner, NOT drink my dinner!

Wheeeeeeeeeee...

took my salmon sashimi, fresh oysters and prawns... *chew chew chew* Gosh, it is weird to chew my dinner... gulping my dinner it's so much easier ! *flick hair*

it's a little awkward at first but after awhile, I was kinda get used to the chewing idea...

then I turn my head and I saw this fella and overheard what he said...

OMFG! ! ! Suddenly, I remember why i stopped eating!! *shriek*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*faint*
*thud*

After fainted for 3 mins, I wake up..fix my hair... I just lost my appetite *sobs*

the rest of the night, we just busy taking pictures, opening prezzie and chat the night away. Next thing we know... *shriek* it was already close to midnight... lets go home before we turn into pumpkin?!! but then again, who am I kidding right..im not cinderella...im a princess *flick hair*

Mrs. Harrold insited for a puff before we proceed home... so we went out to the lobby area and we saw a pontianak, wait not one but TWO PONTIANAKS *shriek*

but wait a minute...there's something strange about the 2... OMG...they are the PWD!!!!
Pontianak with dick ! ! !

on the extreme left, there he was their prince ohnotsocharming of the night... waiting to be devoured by the 2 hungry PWD. The pic above not so clear, my hand was shaking tremendeously as I am afraid of hantus!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, peeps!

xoxo

It's Ahmui Harrold Happy Day ! ! !

HAPPY SWEET 17th ! ! ! ! !

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! *clap hands*



million kisses and hugs...


xoxo

Paris For President

She's highlarious! ! !



Your commander in bikini !

xoxo

Sweet Sensation

Victoria sent me this videoclip...gosh!!! Memories... it was 18 years ago! Feels just like yesterday. I was barely 3 *cough*flick hair* years old back then.

Watch the clip...daaaaaaamn drama can!!! The make-up, the dance, the wind blows, the rain... wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Even this was taken 18 years ago, I can tell you guys..back in dustland, the make-up, hairdo and dance move is still in...*giggle*

Dont you just love 3rd world??! I do! Krisdayanti (google it) today, still look like the lead singer *nod nod*wipe tears*

and Shiru, just had the same colour lipstick 2 weeks ago, only... Sweet Senspiration I tell you!




and this is My version of Sweet Sensation... Imagine my 3 bff's doing the video above??? *clap hands*




Originally, Christina Wang was one of the members..but the producer (which is me) insisted on the same height girls. Sorry, lurve! You have to go *muacks*

xoxo

Roach Kill

Last night at around 11ish pm, I decided to went to bed early. Brushed my teeth, washed my face, basic moisturised it with my fave cream, then I put on my jammies and on my fave dvd series (Samantha Who?). Not for long... I dozing off to lalaland. I switch off my pc screen and ZzzZzzzZz...

After awhile, I wake up and tot it's already morning... just like any princess do, I wake up to stretch and yawn a little. I turn my head and look at my clock to my horror it's only 2.15AM! ! ! *shriek*

URGHHHH, WTF???! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... I need my beauty sleep lerrr! What happened?????!!! *flick hair frantically*

But, like any princess do, first thing they do when they wake-up is go to the toilet to have a wee-wee. That's right, emptying your bladder is good.

WAIT A MINUTE *shriek* Now I know why they call it wee-wee. It is 'pee in a wee hours!' CB!!!!! I don't need to wee-wee I just want to sleeeeep. Urghh

Sashaying my way to the toilet, fyi, my house is huge, my room to my toilet there is different time zone. Just imagine it, okay. I am a princess *pose*

Anyhoo, this is not the main thing for this entry...

*sashay sashay pout pout* suddenly.... BOB! Something land on my face... OH MY LARD!!! It's a cockroach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shriek*faint*shriek*flick hair*faint very ungraciously* It's sooooooooo freaking huge it's the size of a minibus! I am so not exageratting. Land straight to my face... I flick it off...it land on the floor and start to...FLY!!! HORROR!! A flying cockroach minibus!!!! This is like the scene in Harry Potter after he had too much pot.

anyhoo, let me continue my screaming...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Farking hell... I ran to the kitchen cabinet, grab Baygon, spray at least half a bottle of it to the bloody 'kecoa'. My whole kitchen floor was slippery cos of the spray. I watch the cockroach die slowly but surely. Wheeeeeeeeeeee... *clap hands*

then... suddenly in the corner of my eye, I saw something flying. WTF????!!!! Another one???!!! ATTACK OF FLYING COCK*giggle*ROACHES ! ! ! ! This time, it's the size of A380!! I can even see some aircrew inside its body serving meals!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My heart pumping really really fast..it's like I just swallowed the whole jug of espresso!

I don't know why but this one seems like really flying towards to get me. Like, I can even hear it saying, you just killed my homo partner!! You bf killer!!! *fly fly flap flap*attack attack*

So, there I was, with baygon in my hand spraying at it non-stop!! Spray-run-spray-run-pose-run-spray and the thing just kept on flying. OMG!!! I thought only cats has 9 lives. Cock*giggle*roach has 9 too??? It's really like a movie! You know, in cheap flick movie, with one stab, a calafare will just die. Meanwhile the main actor/badass will got stabbed, punched, fell from 1000 storey building will still be alive and fine. That was exactly what happened to the 2nd roach... still flying strong and fly here n there, despite I had sprayed the left over half bottle of Baygon. Gosh... til death do us part or what??! I meant it to the moroach (homo cockroach).

Urghhhh...after awhile. I watch it drop to the floor, wiggle wiggle and mati it went the avengeful moroach. Clap hands, wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. Guess, now the 2 are happily ever after in their moroach heaven. EEeewwww...*shudder*

and the result, I have to go on a cleaning spree at 3am. Mop the floor. Pour detol everywhere. Spray lysol too. Ofcos, have a proper burial for the 2 lovey dovey dead couple in a dumpster.

Went shower again, I scrub myself like nobody business. Basic moisturised myself again. Put on new set of jammies. Lay down in bed and stay awake til 5am, traumatized. Bloody hell, so much for an early night.

CB!! I HATE COCKROACHES...even thou their name is COCKroach *wiggle wiggle eh wrong it's shudder*flick hair*

Urghhhhhhhh!!! That's it... I'm gonna buy those poison thingie to kill all the roaches in this building! Cockroach, pussyroach, lesroach, moroach!! Die..all must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meanwhile,

xoxo

Shiru Doo Doing The Do

Shiru is going for her job interview tomorrow (later) as kopisoh at So&So.co...

Good luck, girl ! ! ! ! It is a perfect job for you.

Don't forget the lipstick...*barf*

It is just soooo puuuurrrfect for the job! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...

xoxo

Middle Names

Recently I came across to people with 'fancy' names... they have like, 3 middle names.

i.e

Aaron Nevil Darren.

like, wtf?? so what should I call you??? Aaron, Nevil, Darren OR Confused? *roll eyes*

Like, watevs!

A: hi, my name is Ivana Tiffany Rhonda Cynthia Christina Mammamia Darren...you can call me, Pretty *flick hair* So, what's yours?

xoxo

Theme or Not To Theme

I lurve theme party... aren't we all? *flick hair*

Put aside the headache to find the perfect costume, make-up and all..but yeah, it is a fun thing to do.

*click click click*scroll scroll scroll*flick flick flick*



Ahjie's Salah Party.


Halloween @ Zouk


Twisties Ang' Necklace party.




Brucilinda's Shades o' Drama.




Gila's NO THEME party. Where everybody came as themselves *flick hair*




Daisy Wong's Tie Me Down Party.




and the recent, Wati Hoe's Chinois Chic part...

*click*

*enlarge*

*shriek*

*faint*

*shriek*

Wassup with the lipstick, gurrrrlllll..throw that thing away can?!!! *shriek* You sure u got the theme right?

It's Chinois not Wayang Chic! ! ! ! you pretty sure it was not an allergic reaction right??? Told you not to go JB to buy lipstick anymore! *triple shriek*



anyhoo,

I super lurve theme party but ofcourse with perfect costume and make-up *look at shiru, roll eyes and flick hair* What's wrong wif chu, gurllll????

Uhhmm, yeah. Theme party. D'ya luv it??!! I lurve it. Whose next??? *flick hair*

xoxo

It's Happy Day to My Princesses

I know it's a little too late to wish my princess friends a Happy Burstday on my blog..cos I have been busy flicking hair and pouting this past few weeks but better be late than never, rite? Rite.

anyhoo...

Happy Burstday Miss Tioman (12/10) and Ahtoet (10/10) ! ! !


and Wati Hoe, Xiao Jie... (13/10)...



Love you 3 deep deep ! ! ! Many happy daaaay!

xoxo

Long Time No Blog

It's been awhile since I last blog... I'm losing it, totally no blogspiration to blog.

HOoOOOOooOOw???!!

Once I get my blogspiration back I'm gonna do a blog-a-thon! Blog like there is no tomorrow!

Meanwhile...

*ohmmmmmmm*

xoxo

Best Anno Ying MTV 2008

OMG OMG! ! !

I finally I found the MTV of the Anno Ying Sisters on youtube! ! ! The Anno Ying Sisters has been one of my favourite icon on my msn... ha ha ha ha ! !

Now enjoy the mtv ! ! How can I not share something so good with my sisters, right?




all together now..

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! !

xoxo

It's Swanden Ng Happy Day! ! !

Happy 5oth Birthday Swanden Ng pka* Frogden Ng!!!!

*previously known as*

Have a great one!! Looking forward for the dinner later...wheeeeeeee!!!!

Millions hugs and kisses...

Best MTV ! ! !

Miss Tioman sent me this link...

warning: it's highly addictive

BEST BEST BEST BEST MTV! ! ! ! Farkling Highlarious! ! !

Better than a double espresso!

I wonder who are they... Puki Mouse and the Chipmunks from China?

It's really THE BEST OMG WTF MTV of THE YEAR *shriek*

BEST OMG WTF COSTUMEISTHAT *shriek*

BEST OMG WTF SONGISTHAT *shriek*


pay attention to their faces...especially the back-up dancer (yes, the one in orange, she is not a bobbing mandarin orange with hair) who try very very hard to look sexy... Wahahaha...

OMG, gurl... There's no way you can look sexy!

Fast forward to 3:40, it's worth it... check out the guy dance move. Classic!



xoxo

EPS

They finally implemented the Electronic Parking System at the Whoreland Avenue Car Park since Monday.

It means no more aunties prawling around the carpark!!!! No more reason to get summon. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...

but wait, is that means my friends can't cheat 50cents/halfanhour liao????

That's shucks...

xoxo

OOops... I Dit It Again! ! !

I fell asleep at around 12.39am... and I think I just sleep walk! ! ! *shriek*

cos I found 2 empty packets of instant noodle and and empty bowl ! ! !

I might have accidentally cook and eat it in my sleeeep...

OMG!!!!! I need helllllllppppp....

Fat Fighters here I come ! ! !

Hello World

Finally, I can sync my new phone to my pc and retrieve all the contacts back. Wheeeeeeeeee.... with my own efforts. Gosh.... I am like pretty n brainy... *flick flick flick hair*

Watchout people, I'm back and soooo going on a roaring rampage to terrorize you all when I am bored, which is nearly 24 hours... *flick hair*

After 2 days of gruelling trial and error trying to sync my phone to my pc. Damn frustating, cos I can't seem to get it done (the sync-ing part). Keep getting error message, even after re-installing the PC Suite for at least 6 times. So, I decided to call Nokia help-line (why I never think of it sooner, right?)

As you all know... most of product help-line operators are from the 3rd world... Some of them are so profesional and good but the one I encountered this time is the most 'helpful' lady, I can even hear tv noise in the back-ground...perhaps she was doing house-work at the same time.

me: like, hellOOooOO

F: hello, miss..good apternoon. How can help you?

me: I'm like having trouble, can?

F: Oh my gawd...you are miss Ipana, I can recognise your poiss... *shrieking*

me: relax, girl...do your job. My phone is E71 can you help me please...

F: You hold the line miss. I will help you... I will transper the call to someone who knows the product better than me...

me: Sure... *flick hair*

15 mins of flicking hair later... she put me on hold with the music that very elevatorishkennyGish's...


then to my horror...

F: doooo doooo doooo dooooo

that BEECH!!! she hang up on me!!!! Urghhhhhhhhhhh...

anyway, I heard they caught someone on Saturday while in action stealing phones at the same place I lost mine, from some 3rd world too. I guess they're here on shopping spree, their 3rd world term of SHOPPING?? *roll eyes*

Don't steal from me laaah... I also from 3rd world whaaattt...bloody cb!

anyway... I love my new phone. wheeeeeeeee...

xoxo

Bon Voyage N95. I hate losing phones! ! ! !

Dear friends,

I lost my phone today. Someone took it from my pocket and worst of all...I was sober!!!

Someone warned us that there was a pickpocket prawling around, few people already lost their belonging. Next thing I know, I am the next victim. . . and it got to be happened in one of my favourite place to hangout. Urghhhh

I'm fucking upset. =(( Send me your number if you know me personally to my facebook account e-mail.

Thank you...

and YOU, who took my phone!!! Fark you!!!

Your dearest Princess.

xoxo

Virus Alert

WTF???!!

This is a disclaimer, It is soOooOOOooooO so not me to write something like this on people's wall *flick hair*


Even on facebook there are viruses???!! *shriek* Can I like, spray dettol to my pc or something???! *flick hair*

oooohhhh I know!!! Feed alcohol to it?? Alcohol kills germs...OMG!!! I'm like soooo brilliant!

I hate the new facebook interface...bring back the old one lerr! ! ! !


xoxo

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Red Polka Dot

I am so not an outdoor person. I have said it and I am gonna say it AGAIN. Please please remind me that!

The last time I did an outdoor thingie, I fell down and hurt myself at ECP... boo hoo hoo. Bleah!

Last Sunday, I went to Km-8... I got bitten by sandflies. Why me???!!! Now, my body is filled with dots, I'm like wearing a polka dot dress *shriek* Who wear polka dot these days right?? Urghhh... It's super itchy can!!


Bernadette Ong said maybe because I have the sweetest blood. Like, it's soooo true right??! Right.

Next outdoor outing, I will wear big hat, huge sun glasses and long sleeves.... but, wait...OMG!!! I will end up like those parking summon aunties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *thud*faint*

Miss Kimchi Lee

Danny is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Seoul
Oh and I can see Danny waving goodbye
God it looks like Danny, must be the clouds in my eyes...



Ajuma, come back sooooooooooooooon! ! !

xoxo

I Heart Pao

so, Ahpao came as a biker chick on Saturday to our dinner gathering. Victoria thinks Pao look like Olivia Newton John in Grease, which I agree... like, totally. Like, I know right?!




Pig said the get-up make her look like a lesbonian... he even call her a dyke.

OMG! ! ! Like, OH MY GAWD! ! ! She can be the next BIG dj.... Pao van Dyke!!! *shriek*


Grease Mega Mix featuring Miss Char Kway Teow by Pao Van Dyke ! ! ! ! OMG!!! I am soooo seeing a HUGE (if you know what I mean) hit on its way *flick hair*wiggle wiggle*

xoxo

OML!

I don't have the habit of stocking up food at home, let me explain to you why...

I did a little bit of grocery shopping today to stock up my toiletteries and bought some food to add colours to my fridge...

now is 12.25 am...

and I just had a tiny accident. I walked to my bathroom and fell down cos of the slippery floor and half of the fridge fell into my mouth and I had no choice but to swallow it...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

half loaf of the bread gone missing, 4 eggs are missing, 4 kiwis are missing, 6 bananas are missing and a carton of soya bean.

and I had lasagna dust for dinner...

OH MY LARD!!!!!!!!!!!! urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't eat, can I puke it out???!!! I drink my dinner...

Poor me, I'm so accident prone...

Bleaaah

It's Alexis Tan Happy Day ! ! !

Alexis opening her present... *jumping up 'n down*





it's a bird? it's a plane?





it's BANANA! ! ! ! *shriek*clap hands*


Happy Birthday, M. Alexis Tan ! ! ! ! ! ! !





millions xoxo

When A Pussy Loves A Bird

I never been a pussy person, as you all know right... *giggle*flick hair*

So, I was sitting down with Shiru at Dempsey, enjoying a bottle or 2 or 3 of whites on a cooling afternoon at 5pm-ish. There came along a scrawny but cute (?) pussy..she was meow-ing and giving me the 'feedmeplease imthirstytoo i'maalcholicpussycat' look... so ofcourse, I don't want to give right..we only have 1 bottle... it's not even enough for myself...

meow (read:beg) all you want, puss... *flick hair*



or thirsty?

anyhoo...

suddenly I saw that the pussy was holding something in her mouth... oohhh.. is that what I think it is? a tiny helpless little bird?? I walk over to her to pay a closer attention..ohhh it is a bird. Tweety, is that chu???! Are you acting dead, why you never move? So sweet...

Pussy don't eat bird, right? or more like, they just don't eat..IF they do, they just eat grass, stone and sometimes dust. They only lurve playing with birds. Like, I do *giggle*flick hair* Right???

To my horror... suddenly I heard something that sounds like a bone cracking and I turn my head to see...*shriek* The baaad pussy is chewing the bird! ! ! *crunch crunch*chomp chomp chomp*

and within seconds...the poor bird has turn into this... *shriek*

but ofcourse,right.. what am I talking about? Pussies do eat birds... Pussies love BIRDs...*giggle*

OMG! ! !

xoxo

It's Suz I Suz Happy Day !

Happy birthday, suz ! ! !

xoxo

O M G !

OMG OMG OMG!!! I just wet myself and I need a diaper! ! !



In time like this... I just forgot that I'm a conservative good catholic girl! ! ! *shriek*wiggle wiggle*

I don't practise favoritism and I hate to choose, so can I like, have both of them????!! I have died and gone to 3-gy heaven! *shriek*

xoxo

L-O-V-E

I think I am in love. I saw this guy in the gym, daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot looking. Standing at 180cm...hot hot hot...I think it's like my own reflection or maybe equally hot...don't chu wish your gf was hot like me???! I think the difference is only in our hair, mine is long and flowy and his is short n cropped.

*flick hair*

I think I seriously in love...

He is a kimchi and his surename is Park...

once I am married with him...I will change my name to...Park Queen Astrid or Park Katong Mall? which one is sound more korean??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Park me ! Park meee...ooops I mean Marry me! Marry me!! *wiggle*

but first, I have to get to know him...

BLEAH!

It's Miss Marikita Chua Happy Day

Happy Birthday, sista! ! ! !

many lurve, kisses n hugs

xoxo

Christina Wang, The Unathourized Biography

Once upon a time...

in March 1950 to April 1950, Christina Wang got herself in Rafflesia Girl' School ... got kicked out soon after due to her beauty. Apparently half of the school refused to be in same school as her. I wonder why, she is truly a beautiful girl (inside, which I'm sure).




then she move to CHIJ (Convent of wHorish Infant Jessica alba) for few minutes... got kicked out due to her hair too big, she can't even go inside the classroom door.




then in August 1950 she give up studying and she enroll to Nanyang Gerger School as gym clothes hanger... and work there for few years.




in 1980s, Christina Wang decided to go back to school. This time she is with some unknown school that shut down once she joined. Guess it's the mushroom hairdo... it's too offensive.




1986... she took up acting class and she finally made it. She got into her first role (and only) acting debut in Godfather The Movie as a chair.


The End

xoxo

iCurse

Miss Suz I suz lost her 1 day old iPhone... *shriek* someone actually stole it from her bag that she deposited to the designated bag counter at the Nike 10k run.... urghh, how annoying is that. I can actually feel her pain.

Imagine you trust them with your bag and the people actually took the liberty to ransack your bag and took what is not belong to them???!

Oii, Nike...do something can???! Why you hire thief one??!

Suz, I seriously think, we Indo girls are not destined to do outdoor thing... It is written in our palm...

anyhoo,

damn you, thief... I curse chu... *kick kick*

It's Ahjie Happy Day

and also too Jian Li, Miss... Many Happy Day!!


Happy Birthday Miss AhJie and Miss Jian Li... many lurve, kiss and hug!

ohh...apparently today is Michael 'tee hee' Jackson (like who?) birthday too... strange, hantu still having birthday meh??? Like, who cares right? *flick hair*

xoxo

Wetnessday Bluez

I have a super strange reaction towards requests for a date...

A: so, Ivana... when do you want to have dinner with me?
me: *shriek* I don't eat!!!!I drink...ALOT Sure, like, anytime or something, whenever our timing is right? *flick hair*

after finishing up the sentence, next thing I know, I sneeze... and not once at least 2 times...ahhhtchoo...ahhhtchoo...

This happens every single time... shit... am I seriously allergic to dates? Wait, I don't even know when the last time I went for a date was ...or have I ever been on a date? Hmmm....

Miss Swannabe said..it's the reaction due to always being alone and perhaps being too comfy with my clique of friends.

Miss Shiru Doo said the reaction came due to shock, cos there are actually people who want to ask me out... Miss Shiru always attempt to impersonate Kumar's joke... but failed *roll eyes*

anyhoo...

Let me tell you guys what the scenarios of a perfect date should be, in my books:
1. Me n him, in a nice restaurant that booked at least weeks ago cos of their imsoatastillyouneedtoqueuetodineinourrestaurantforweeks persona, with alot of good wine.

2. me and him, sitting by the beach and watching the sunset, with a bottle or 2 or 3 of good wine.

3. me and him, watching our favorite telly/dvd at home on a rainy day with a bottle or 2 or 3 of a good wine.

4. me looking pretty and him cooking a home cooked meal with good wines, ofcourse.

5. me, myself and I and few bottles of booze. Perfect...sneeze free for sure!


none of that ever happened! Bleah... and what's with the sneeze?? Can someone explain it to me, what fcuk kind of reaction is this????

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms...

EMO part deux

no xoxo

Miss Tiffany Making Headlines

OMG OMG!!!



*click click*




haha..no, I didn't photoshopped all those pic. Now everybody can be photoshop expert!

try, www.photofunia.com. This is fun! ! !


and now for the real-deal...








xoxo

Monday Bluez

Today, I feel daaamn empty. My mind can't focus on things... it runs wild from A to Z. I hate mondays...

then dinner time...

my aunty called and ask me to go dinner with her. I'm not a big fan of hers, never been and never will be... she talks alot, yak yak yak *kick* to avoid talking with her, I just keep myself busy by swallowing the whole dinner table without chewing... including the plates and cutleries...

now I feel fat, I think I'm the size of Padang. Bleah! but my soul is still empty...

EMO!

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms...

Ahpao Is That Chu?

Ahpao is mad(ly in love) but I think she is just simply mad. Confirmed. She said she is leaving to Tokyo now to be with LOHL, so I wished him bon voyage and hope she will live happily ever after...

*roll eyes*

anyhoo,

I was driving around town and I saw a bus right infront of me...

*shriek* zham break*take out camera*snap snap*

OMG!!!!!!! Look!! Who's that girl????!!!


*zoom*

*shriek*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhpao!!!


Excuse me, are chu a model??? She ain't heavy, she's my sister!!! 10000lbs beauty!


OMG!!!! Can I hangout wif chu more often?? I got a famous sister lerrrr!!!!!!!!!! *shriek*flick hair*



xoxo

DJ Abang Chua

My Abang, Patricia Chua aka DJ Pash has new remixes...not one but TWO *shriek*

go and listen... *click click click*


GREAAT STUFFS! *flick hair*


http://dj.wanderlus7.co.uk/?p=14

and

http://dj.wanderlus7.co.uk/?p=15


OMG!!! I'm like polishing my dancing heels now... *doing the wall slide*

xoxo

I Had A Dream

Last night I had a dream...that I am married to the richest man in Europe soon after we moved in to his castle in Scotland...after 1 week of happy marriage, he locked me up, up high in his castle cos he is too posessive towards me *shriek*

oohh, my dream has it own soundtrack too *click click*flick hair* like, so cool right? right.



again, like, I know right? Who won't be scared to have me as their wife? Long sleek hair, beautiful eyes, red pouty lips...*flick hair* sometimes I even scare myself with my own beauty *shriek*faint graciously*

anyhoo..

out of my loneliness I decided to grow my hair longer (then it already is) so I can let my hair down thru the window til one day my (true) prince charming will come and save me by climbing it.

and in my dream, my prince charming did came to my rescue, not 1 but all of my princes, all my crush in life... OMG!!! *shriek* all of them race up to climb the castle thru my hair (this is pretty similar to Rapunzel's lerr but BETTER cos Rapunzel only got 1 prince and I got many!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee)... within seconds they all reached the castle and then they start to gang bang me.

then I wake-up...ewwww..this is so not my dream. I ain't no Anabelle Chong!!! I'm a good catholic conservative girl!! *flick hair*

Where is my vodka?? Im traumatised.

xoxo

It's Miss Ahgong Happy Day!

HAPPY DAY, MISS AHGONG (Allanis Ahgong Loh) ! ! ! ! !

and the birthday season starts.... *hide*

*secretly flicking hair*

xoxo

Christina Wang my BFF

*flick flick newspaper Classified section*

*flick hair*

*flick newspaper again*

*flick hair*

*shriek*

OMG!!!! Christina Wang, my total BFF is promoting herself...


according to resourcesful source of mine, Christina Wang is staying true to her words by putting 'Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Your Money Back'. hmmm, sounds familiar...have I seen it before? Sounds like GIANT motto, Christina Wang favorite clothing line... hmmm... I wonder...

anyhoo,

99.9% of her customer demand their money back even before her 'service' . I truly wonder why these people still bother? Look at that face!!!

and

0.1% just walk away.

Christina!!! I am so proud of chu, even you're not doing so well *barf* in *roll eyes* selling...

xoxo

Freddy Kruger Tan

Freddy Kruger Tan got caught boinking or riding a boy inside my gym sauna. His excuse perhaps he fell and his kukubird fell into someone poo poo hole?!!!! Ultimate grossness!!! Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ! ! !

Freddy Kruger Tan is THE ultimate cheapo, gross and cheap and gross, did i mentioned cheap? Cheap. Gross? Gross. *puke* flick hair frantically*

If any of you consider my gym (Fitness Satu) is 'expensive', think again... with $138/month for passport membership (Singapore, JB and some say Batam) or $118 for one gym only, you can treat the gym like Freddy Kruger did...max out the facility. Treat it as:

1. Gym.
Your workout place, ofcourse.

2.Office.
Bring your laptop then chop one table and treat it as your office. So, when people asked you where is your office...you can tell them... My office is at Paragon, Ohhhhchard or sometimes at One Raffles Quay, truly depends on my mood...
Glamm worr *roll eyes*

3. Spa.
With sauna that's attached, you can walk in and out everytime you see your prey walked in as many times you want/day.

4. Cafe.
free coffee, tea and softdrinks.

5. Bedroom.
Go figure... *shriek*

OMG!!! Grossssss... I wonder if people like Freddy Kruger Tan is the one who responsible for the word homophobic ladyphobic???!! *shriek*

xoxo

Transformer - Diva in Disguise

When I was very young...I went crazy over bands like Megadeth, Metallica, Skid Row!!! I have their albums and posters in my room... (google! if you don't know who they are). I was actually in luuuuurve with Axl Rose. Guess cos of her name, Rose? *flick hair*



then I moved on.

When I was younger, I took down all those posters replaced by the grunge bands. I'm soooo into the them. Nirvana, Sound Garden, Alice in Chains and I went for my very 1st concert...PEARL JAM!!! OMG OMG!!!!



then... I listened to Wilson Phillips...and that's it! Awaken the Diva in me and there is no turning back after that...I found my true music genre.

Click, til today this is still one of my favourite...




now, still young and fab my playlist in my ipod are Madonna, Natasha Beddingfield, Rihanna, Pussy Cat Dolls, ASSlee Simpson ...all in remixes.

Imagine this, Enter Sandman by Metallica (Bimbo Jones Extended Mix) ? ? ? ! ! So can not make it riiight?! Right.


xoxo

Happy 080808

and Toto result is out.

and I'm not the new instant millionaire! ! ! ! ! *shriek*

I want my $4 back! ! ! !

I don't care*show tantrums*flick hair, kick, flick hair, kick*


Can I like sue singaporepools or something??? OMG!!! Annoying caaan?! $4 also take!!! Still not let me winnnnn.... eeeeyaaarrr!

Happy 080808!!!

BLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

no xoxo... ANGRY!

Majulah Singapura ! ! !

was listening to radio this afternoon...
miss Cornetto Lopez from Crass 95, was asking who is the composer of Majulah Singapura... a lady called in and said it was composed by Sang Nila Utama.

*faint*

Even I, a non-singaporean know that was not a correct answer, dum dum! (and it was not Dick Lee either, if he is your next guess).

It's Zubir Said... *curtsy*flick hair*

THANKS GOOGLE!!! Hahahaaa...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE! ! !

xoxo

Pongmeranian Must Have Tools ! ! !

I just learnt to know (gosh, im old) about the way on how to be a good pongmeranian (pong: fluffy in hokkien). The new breed that now you see roaming the street recently... From Mudderland to Play Club to Taboo to Zouk to Orchard road til neighbourhood mamashop. The young and the fluffy.

Guess long straight hair like mine is the last season eh? *flick hair* Whatevs...

The Diediemusthave list are:

Moving Rubber


Hair Spray

and the DIEDIEMUSTHAVE tool or youcan'tneverbeatrue pongmenarian, a FLAT IRON


xoxo

Truly Asia

Last weekend I went to KL with Miss Curry, Miss Victioria Secretion, Snelly the Snail, and ofcos Brucilinda Li who came on Saturday.

I never been a big fans of KL, guess of the similarity to home, Singapore... hmm, I don't know. Definately cleaner than Dustland but not as clean as Singapore.

But I always feel the strong connection between me and KL. Not in lovey dovey kinda way, cos the last trip I went up was 3 years ago, you know what I mean or issit cos I speak their language?? Hmmm perhaps cos Kuala Lumpur loosely transalated to bahasa, it means 'Junction, concentration or more chim confluence of Mud'

and Mud is the mother of all dust!!! and I am afterall from Dustland. I'm a proud Dustlander! My diet is dust too! Wheeeeeeee.... definately! I always have soft spot for dust.

and my dear Lord, did we ate alot of dust there or what!
Thank God, it's 0 in calorie...AMEN

They even have menu for their dust. Like, amazing riiight?! Truly Asia... *flick hair*






a dirty stall to prepare their dust
but the dust was amazing... They have specific name for this particular dust, Wanton Noodle.





and here another dust serving place...


and the dust...



Miss Secretion and Miss Curry getting ready to eat. Look! They even have sauce for you to dip your dust! Amazing, right??! I tried not to dip my dust into it...cos the sauce is 0.5 in calorie, it is not 0 in calorie *flick hair*




and more dust...







sweet dust...






liquid dust...





dust in a packet...*shriek* Amaazing!




and what fascinate me the most..they allowed pet to sit and enjoy their own meal! Unlike here in Singabore, 'No Pet' sign are everywhere. Ill...

2 Pongmeranian (pong pong hair) caught enjoying their lunch...awwwww... so sweet!


It was truly a great weekend, girls. Ohh, I want to thank our 2 good hostess, Danielle and Edie who bring us around and show the other side (not only Bukit Bintang and KLCC) of Mudderland.

xoxo