Bangkok Lust Story

Miss Shania sent me a pic of one the actress of Bangcock Love Story and I think I just fell in lust and I can feel the strong urge for me and him to have a connection, like NOW. Awwwwwww... I think Im in lust! *purrr

If he decides to go out with me... I will give up clubbing, alcohol and rock'n'roll.......................................................................... for a week *gasp* okok..for the weekend. AMEN!!

Manhunt 2008

Im telling Renne how quiet Orchard road is today, abit unusually quiet. She said cos it's Thursday, sooo..i enlightened her about the terror peepeeman who did a Prison Break while visiting his family, and maybe because of him Orchard road is quiet?? My imagination do run wild, thanks to Hollywood I guess... and I asked her to read the news on cnn.com.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/28/singapore.manhunt/index.html

renne says:
yah right
renne says:
i see the url got manhunt!!
W, Ivan says:
hahaha
W, Ivan says:
go n see laaah
W, Ivan says:
manhunt is manhunt lerrr
W, Ivan says:
aiyohhh u also bimbs lerrr
renne says:
OH YEAHH
renne says:
LOL!!!
renne says:
lol!!

Ahpaotitis has got into you too! *GASP*

Tragic News

Im holding a wake for my late phone, Asus. Wine and cheese, mahjong session, kwaci spitting and banlak?? Asus died due to premature aging. It has been the 3rd phone that died on me in the last 1 year. First, it was my nokia, who decided to die on me after a shower together. The story goes, Christina Wang wants me to meet her and abang for Christimas dinner in Marriott. On the way to my shower, she called so I rushed to the shower and showered while I was still on the phone with Christina, poor Nokia, he can't breathe under the showerhead and died instantly. Sigh... and 3 weeks later, my Sony Ericsson decided to elope with another man at Taboo, that unfaithful beech! The story goes, I was waiting for Gail to go back home, sober and sane, sitting down daintily at the bar top, when Gail came back from toilet and we were about to leave, as usual I checked if my phone was still in my pocket out of habit but he was gone. boohooo... and today, Asus, he is dying... i think due to premature aging. so I decided to have euthanasia procedure on him and got myself a Nokia 95 wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. Anyhoo... the wake will be held next week. Feel free to donate some moolah ($$$) to me and shower me with gift, no flowers please, Im alergic to pollen! I am pretty devastated by the incident. Boohooo hooo..

xoxo

WAR!! World Peace!

Once again, I had become a victim of the manipulative digital world *wipping my beautiful sparkling eyes from tears*. My total beyotch, train wrecked, liliput queen, mountain troll BFF, whom I call sister *flick hair* have posted my picture in very unusual manner. See it here .Everybody knows, Im demure, softspoken and dainty..far from what this total beyotch, train wrecked, liliput queen, mountain troll, miss sungei wang plaza big spender, miss MBK, sundal bolongs, miss iatesomuchbuticantgrowtall BFF potrayed in her blog and and she calls me, she...,she caaalls me names, she said Im...FAT *GASP and silence for 6 mins*. What have I done? Is it a sin to have size 24 as my waistline instead of normal 22?? This is where anorexic become a trend. Shame on chu, Christina Wang, shame on chu! This is war, beech, WARRRRRR!!! I still love chu... *roll eyes*

for those wondering who is Miss Wang my BFF (right), here is her pic and my tiny little helper (betrayerrr) (left). Should have known what's gonna happen since they took this pic together and to think I was the one who took this pic.. sobs..boohoo hooo...my heart broken. boohooooo...


xoxo

Cicada Restaurant

Went dinner with Cindy, Nelly and Ahpao at Cicada, Portsdown road. Hmm, what to eat, what to drink?

ahpao: dajie, is this Grilled Spring Chicken fried??

Boredville vs Fashionista (Mash Up mix 2008)

It's been close to a week since I started blogging, that's like jurassic years for my normal human time. Still super exciting indeed to my surprise. To think my excitement span towards something is very very short.

Feeling bored now, as today bob bob cancelled our dinner plan, and I have nothing to look forward to for dinner. Hmmmfph.

so I was logging on to my msn and prawl who can be my dinner tonight when AhPao nudged, messaged and asked me to browse (stalk) at so'n'so new blog (this so'n'so is different from any other so'n'so from previous entry). click click click, it's hilarious. I know alot of fashion victim, label whore (aren't we all?? hmm) in my circle, the rainbow society, but I think this person has the biggest hidden talent, he make dior looks cheap, fendi looks fendi, prada looks ultra reject and the list goes on , who can do it better than him??? *applaud* He is the Gisele but the opposite.

I want to be him toOOOOOoooOO, you are such an inspiration to me *show tantrums*

From left to right: me: (Y3 Polo John Galliano couture, from some hongkong shop martin margiela short, facewash something aunty lee recommend la prairie, ture hair wax, face moisturiser? lamer and botox here n there basic & simple out of the counter moisturiser, cos I believe in drinking plenty of water everyday, having enough rest, not smoking, eating healthily and of course avoiding alcohol, lets put it something like Im blessed with perfect skin. Last but not least, shoes commes of course it's a Jimmy's), Christina Wang (top to toe from Iwannagohome), Nelly Kwok (top to toe from Watsons), Tristina Ang (top to toe from Sheng Shiong) and Vincentia Ang (top to toe from Guardian Pharmacy). Actually I don't really know what they were wearing at that time cos I don't really care, well sometimes laaah, okok most of the time!! Lets make dior looks dior, fendi looks this fashion, prada looks prada.

Is there any group that I can join, something like? savethedesignerfromhideouscustomer.com?

Anyhoo, I'm going back to boredville...*sulk*

Staying Home Saturday...

Oh so sian... Im actually wrapped up in blanket, lights off on a SATURDAY, typing in the dark! The usual scene week after week will be, I'm pulling somebody to drink shots with me or someone shoving drinks to my mouth, cos 'itisstrangetoseeyousoberat1am'... bleah. Anyhoo..it's a good change. I think... I miss my friends. Boo hoo hoooo

1 month exactly to my '21st' birthday...what should I do? should I be happy and celebrate it? or just stay at home and sulk....cos shit,itsfinallylegaltowatchRAmovieanditsnotgonnabefunanymore
anditsthe10thanniversary.

oohh ohhh, before i sleep, gotta tell you all what I had for dinner..I had a drunkard prawns for dinner, yummm (for the prawns). I finished the soup and I complained to the server that the alcohol is not strong enough. She just stared at me and gave me a blank look, urghh...stupido! They should hire someone who speaks english/smart and alchie. Why would one want to drink something without getting any 'side effects' u know what I mean? It just an extra calorie, bloody waste of time. Same theory goes for me drinking housepour, waste of time, gimme the bloody drink. NEAT or on the rocks at least. Okay a little diversion there, back to the prawns. When you name it DRUNKARD prawns, I expect to get drunk after eating it. or perhaps Tipsy Prawns? that will be nice.. in this case, they should re-name it to Lightly Sprinkle with a Tiny Weenie of Chinese White Wine Prawns. There.. isn't it better?

The next time I order the same dish, I would like to expect this: Hi, Welcomes to Blablah Restaurants, Sir. How can I hapchu? wud chu rigth to try our Lightly Sprinkle with a Tiny Weenie of Chinese White Wine Prawns, sir? and I will nod and smile gently and said Certainly, and a keg can of beer to go along too, please. Thance!

Hi, My name is Alcohol Lee and I'm not an alcoholic.

Last week I made a pact that next (this) week (fri-sat-sun) I will stay at home and be good. It's been ages since I ever do that during any of the weekends. Okay not ages lah, everybody knows I'm in my early '20s' ONLY. I need to detox. Next month Im turning '21'... Gawd knows, what another year can do to your skin *thinking about my BFF and shrugs*

Today is Friday, me and my big luscious mouth, my wish actually came thru, I was left with no choice because my 2nd sis came over from o/s and demanded me to accompany her and promised her to be good for the weekend. Some of y'all I think knows that I have been not well in January. BUT I suspect partly cos, she does not wish to have a hangover uncle aunty for her sons, whom she wants to drive them around the next day and carry the shopping bags. Okok.. it's for my own good too anyway..... oohmmmm.

Dang!!! Now I'm craving for a beer, martini, whiskey, sambuca, gin, sake, vodka and absinthe!! Gimme the whole freakin' baaar!! Thank Gawd I'm not an alchie. Whew... It's just a craving. It's normal. Right? Right.

Renne's mac is crashed, ka ba boom. Will it recover if I drink? I think it will recover...

Urghh...see how long I can last without any alcohol, perhaps not long before I start to sip my mouthwash for any alcohol content in it. *now reading through the content of my facial toner??! dab it or gulp it? hmmm*

Feeling Ms Bradshaw

After reading the CBox from Victoria and a morning chat on MSN with Ms. E. Suddenly I feeling ms Bradshaw. I think from now on I should write my blog in al-fresco cafes that provide ac, smoke (even though I don't smoke. pretend to smoke can lah horr), in my jimmys and blahniks heels, waving at taxis, I know I drive everywhere, but feeling feeling can? the scenario will be like: Me shouting, not so loud ofcourse, Taxiiii... hop in and sit prettily and say Uncle ah, Takashimaya carpark please *wink wink* (from paragon) Wheeeeee...

Vintage Christina

I dig out my photo archive and I found this pic... Christina Wang my total BFF caught shopping in her favorite shop in town errr a little out of town actually. Dressed up top to toe in vintage *barf* (okay, i think it's just some old clothes, but not old enuff to be called vintage).

xoxo

That is it!! Hmmmfph...how could chu??!

Okay, I had it... This person that I have been protecting his identity from cruel world, happily put up the youtube that obviously not me in his blog http://humidbeing.livejournal.com/ I wanted to put the address, but i cancel it, i hope you guys understand, i dont want to spread it any further. The youtube that I have been warning everybody about how malicious one can be, how cruel the world is, how manipulative digital imaging can be. Everybody knows I have a super long *flick right*, flowy, soft and blondish hair *flick left right* NOT short , cropped, beautifully cropped like halle berry, even the person in the youtube does have strong resemblance of the good look of me *pose*, but it is totally not me, why I don't want to claim myself if that is me inside the youtube?? the person in that video is really really good looking, drop deap mutha farking gorgeous!? Because the youtube they claimed it's me, it's not me!! I don't like to claim other's fame. Okay??? Get it??! But wait this entry is not about me, even everybody know IT IS MY BLOG. Here it goes guys.. Ahpao is not fictional *GASP* YES, He is real, alive and kicking and sometimes rolling due to his roundness *wipping my beautiful diamondy eyes*

Here it is, his picture, UNCENSORED, UNPHOTOSHOPPED, UNTOUCH AND RAW *ROAAAR*



You made me do this?!! How could chu??? Let me lay down and cry myself to sleep now... boohoohoo...

Death Threat

Humid being says:
I hatechu

Humid being says:
take out that pic lerr

Humid being says:
Im gonna kill you

Vincent Ang Ba Pao is very angry about the Ah pao post and I have no idea why? WHY WHY WHY?????!

zoom zoom zoom

Zoom zoom zoom!! It finally hit 1st 1000km. Now i can accelarate it... wheeeeee!! Maybe drive up to Scotland and find Renne? Urghhh... she just told me she might not coming back for my birthday. Please come back lerrr!!! Eyaaar!! Not everyday someone can turn 21st for the 10th times you knowww

Dream a little dream of me

For the past 2 nights I had a 2 super vivid dreams again. It's not scary..it's sooo super duper real. 1st one was I dreamt that AhPao (this fictious name again) walking around naked in my living room, practically prancing and do his little dance move, some of you perhaps know which one it is. In my dream I asked him why are you walking around naked? He said since we all have one dangling dingdong, why not showing it in pride??!! eeeeeeeek! When i told him that during our phone conversation, he said Im fantasizing about him!! *roll eyes*
then on different occasion (MSN) he called me names again like fatty pom pom/hippo lee, when everybody knows that I am soo totally not fat and hippoish but im a flamingoish, then he said that I'm a chub chaser (i think he meant by that I am a chub), I told him maybe indeed I am a chub chaser cos I do dreamt about him walking around naked in my living room. Wahahahaaa.















*where is ahpao?


and last night, I dreamt this so 'n so are going out with this so 'n so and leaving the fairytale life style behind to become lovers and live as uni student *gasp* I wake up thought it was real, til i decided to write this as my blog entry. I think this is where gossip came from if u could not tell dream or reality??

AhPao my fave Xiaodi

Last night I had a looong conversation with Danny. From A-Z... and with my tiny and creative fingers and big brain of mine, I help Danny to create his facebook account. So I taught him how to browse (read: stalking) at peoples account. So we end up to 'Ahpao's (not a real name) profile. Danny pass this comment: I think 'AhPao' (im not using a real name as to protect this person identity)is very young and cute and in 10 years time he will be the next BIG thing in the rainbow scene... and I indeed agreed with him. From a Bao to DHL baloon.

ps.in any event the name is similar to the person dead or alive is purely coincidental.

A TOTAL DISCLAIMER, LIKE TOTALLY...

Wheee... Finally I, IVANA WIRYAWAN (not the spelling please) (with a little help of Renne darling, tiny help*, very very tiny, as you all know I am after all a very smart lady) created my own blog! and I start this with a disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU EVER SEE ME IN RENNE'S BLOG, IMPERSONATING A THAI ACCENT and DOING KAROLINA'S, THAT IS NOT ME, LIKE TOTALLY NOT MOI or ME IVANA WIRYAWAN TRUMP SUKALONGKOK. I'M JUST ANOTHER VICTIM, SOMEONE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT HAS DIGITALLY MODIFIED THE VIDEOS. I'M JUST ANOTHER VICTIM THINK PEOPLE LIKE GILLIAN CHEUNG, BOBO CHAN AND OFCOURSE THE HAIRIEST OF THE LOT, CECILLIA CHEUNG. PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THE VIDEO. I'M BEGGING YOU. IT HAS CAUSE GRIEVOUS HURT IN PURE AND DELICATE HEARTS AND OFCOURSE IN THE DELICATEST AND PUREST OF THEM ALL MY OWN HEART. HUGS and MUACKS!

xoxo EVER FAB MOI

PS: I think Renne is like the greatest person alive!! Everyone loves her!!!

PSS. tiny help* does come with a price. So i let her to take her own liberty to say whatever she wants on the PS. *roll eyes*