It's a GAY BOY!!!

Remember that I told you all, I might be carrying Adam Levine's (Maroon 5 lead singer) baby thru eye2eye conception during the concert. It is actually happening, like hooooray! Here is me and him photograph. I was actually wanted to do Demi Moore pose taken by Annie Leibovitz (like who?) when she was 19 months pregnant, but it's so unoriginal isn't it, she is like one super old hag, don't forget ohsogross cradle snatcher, i think she forgot that she is like 98 years old or something and here I am at 21, young, bold and beautiful, so what the heck, lets flaunt it right! Lets be original and have me and Adam picture taken together by far fetch famous photographer Miss E Cing Chong in Adam and Eve-van setting. Absofcukingly love love it!

Wo Jin Su Ka Wa Kar Kee

Early morning Miss Tioman 2006, Felahtio Goh asked me to see at her blog. TO MY SURPRISED *roll eyes* my album has been released by Wahlao Music Group previously known as Warner Music Group. Album cover done by Miss E Cing Chong, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!!!. She bought this CD at HMV yesterday and she told me it's actually number 1 on Pop Techno Progressive House Hokkien Billbored dance chart. Ofcourse 'Wo Jin Su Kar Wa Kar Kee' single it's inside which I did the duet with Kylie Minoque. FYI Jo-leen trying so hard to be me too. Please buy the CD, $1 of every CD purchased will go to my charity fund INEEDANOTHERDESIGNERLINGERIE.INC. ENJOY!!!

Once again, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!!! Miss E, you forget that I am super free???! AWAS CHU! EYE FOR AN EYE!

Eye for an eye

Dear Christina,

How could chu????!!!!!! HERE. Remember when we went Sunday School together, well you slept thru it most of the time there *barff*. Here is the reminder, The 10 commandments???!


SIX: 'You shall not murder.' (read: corrupt) innocent's people mind, those who has true, beautiful and pure mind who read MY BLOG about my true image that you had distastefully modified, tortured and God forbid you to do.


EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' from websites of someone else pic and paste my beautiful face there (but still looking good isn't it, after all that? *giggle*) and tell the world is the image of your *roll eye* dearest.

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' Claim those picture as me?? The slenderwaistbelow24 me, the ever beautifulbrighteyesmileyporcelainskin me??????



but I still love chu... What have I done to you? You wait you just wait!!




Yours Truly,
Ivana Lee

Welcome home (again and again), Renne!

Renne is back! Wheeeeee!!!
*swallowing multi vitamin, vitamins A-Z, milk thistle pill, blueberry extract, pycogenol, applying extra moisturiser for the late nights and SKII masks* Welcome back!! Me lup chu long time!

Lost & Found 911

OMG, my BFF, miss Christina Wang, dropped her ic while clubbing the night away!! Like total a reckless!

Finally I found out your full name *giggle* Love y'er full name, gurl! *gag*

D'ya love it? Rafflessia for your smell,no wonderlaah, Pontianak for you look, that explains, the skin, the teeth, the jawline, that broomy looking hair!! Siti Plaza is where you always shop! Your parents are total genius! I love chu even more...

ps. come and collect it please! weekend is near, you need it! Your look is sort of illegal Love ya!

xoxo

Beautiful Friends of Mine Pictorial

Opening my picture folder always bring back memories. So, today I'm gonna introduce again some gorgeous friends of mine. In no particular order.

Miss Marikita Chua (with silent i). Taken 2 years ago when I visited her in Hongkong. Isn't she gorgeous. I chose the ribbin for her.


Miss Yunita and Tristina 81, the duo party girl. They're the Hilton's sisters of Singapore.


Ofcos, my most beloved Miss Gila or she prefer to be known as Miss G, taken right after she won Miss Sentosa ECP Katong Pool 2006, still with her crown and all.
After few hours, Miss G forgot to apply sunblock lotion, she got darker, but ofcos still looking great. She thought suntan lotion is to block the sun. Ladies, please note that it's sunBLOCK not suntan lotion k.

Ofcourse, she wants me to take again in her full get up. Looking great there Miss G!
Me taken with Miss Tioman 2006, Miss Fel-Ah-Tio, I always think her name sound crude for some reason, but I seriously I don't know why. It's amazing how she can keep her skin fair in the blazing sun of Tioman. 'Truly Asia' secret thing I guess.

Miss Genie Talia from Taipei. Taken with Vincent.

Here is me, again, taken with Datin Rexillia Horreur during the Kucci Trunk show in Ritz Carlton. Looking regal there Missy!

Madame Shania Yeo, CEO of can drinks Yeo (ultimate rival of Yeo's). I still remember she told me her hairdo is inspired by the Tsunami wave.

Brucilinda Notsoevangelista Li, this pic taken exactly last year during her 15th bday with her father, Mr. Muse.

Again, Miss Brucilinda Notsoevangelista Li, taken with her mother, Missus Muse. Lovely family.

on the rightest side, Miss Christina Wang. Who doesn't know her right?

I miss you all.

xoxo

Maroon 5-ed

Fel msn me 2 days ago to ask whether I want to 'work' at Maroon 5 concert to helpout Ahjie. Basically I just need to stand and look pretty *flick hair* at the boxes where people to put their name to win a chance to meet James Blunt in person, whose coming on the May 13th. I just need to do that before and after the concert. Get to watch the concert in front row too. So, I said YES, ofcourse...wheeee.

So 4 of us Aza, Fel, Engel and moi just stand around with beer in our hands, ofcourse outside the concert hall. You know the rules and all here. Bleah.

It's a sold out concert.


Adam Lavin is damn damn hotttttt... I wanna have your baby!!! Farking regret that I never brought out my digital camera. Gonna steal some pics from Fel. She brought hers and it is freaking clear as we stand less than 5 metres from him. I think he made eye-contact with me. I might be conceiving his baby right this moment, through eye2eye conception! Awwww....


And ofcourse no good times without some disturbance, right? One siao charboh came and move right infront of me and start to dance like she is in trance, possess or on some happy things. CB! She gyrating thruout the nite, swing her hair left and right and stepped on my shoes few times. I am super close to pull her hair and have a catfight! It's Maroon 5 concert for fark sake not Tiesto spinning! Worst of all she smells as if she just ate few tonnes of onion and she disgesting it thru her armpit. Pukazoid!! Urghhh...

I tried to get an upclose pic of Adam a few times, but to no avail...as Im using camera phonelah. Tad slow to capture. Click click click finally I think I managed to capture him in perfect angle. Whoooopie!! When I check it out...

That blardy charboh lifted up her fist!!! ARGHHHH!!! $!!*?)#@*&(*hs%%%7*(~!!!!

I swear her smell still linger in my nose til now! I need to shower again and again and again. B.O is not airborne right??????

But overall it is a great concert, great times and great company! Thank you Fel. Thank you Ahjie!!! Mwaaaaahhhhh

My Super Sweet Forever 21

My birthday was last Sunday, finally I'm 21 *gasp*

After the series of unfortunate events that happened to me for the past 3 months, I canceled my initial plan to celebrate it at Bianco. I really didn't want to stress myself over my sweet 21st. With much contemplating, discussion, pondering and hair pulling, finally Bobbob convinced me to have a small get together with some beloved friends of mine at his place. It was so very sweet of him. I thought why not right? Sulking at home will not make me a happier person I guess.

Bobbob told me all I have to do is to order food, leave the rest to him and Ahpao Vincent to arrange. They kept everything a secret, especially the theme, with very much a success *cough*

On the day itself everyone came in shorts, well almost, cos the theme was sexy shorts, the place was lit up, red baloons everywhere. Love it!



To start off, I would like to thank everyone for coming, and for the awesome gifts!!

T-shirt Bikini top from my beloved sisters Fel, Engel, Toety and Sharon, size T (tiny) of course.

Pendant and belt from my beloved fellow countrygal Miss Irah, belt size 24. She knows me well... mwaahh!

Lovely heels and a story book from my darlings. In alphabetical order Bobbob, Bryan, Daryl, Derek, Jack, Jane, Jason, Jimmy, John, Joycelyn, Kianjin, Meng, Roger and Zach.

Moolah clip from my mei-meis Alvyn and Dixon.

A bling bling earring from my sayangs Alex, Bruce, Cindy, Gail, Hanwei, Hayden, Leslie, Nelson, Rex, Sean, Tristan and Wayne.

A wine decanter mystery gift from lovely Victoria. I promised her not to open til my Birthday when we bought it together. I wonder what is it... I love surprises!!

A shawl from AhPao Vincent and Renne. I totally love it, I think I will wear it as a belt... thank you too for the lovely bday book, Pao Vince!

Lovely candles from Yuwen and Kenneth. Yuwen explained to me the story behind all the colours which I am fabricating a little. Pink represent my luscious lips *pout*. Silver for my shiny eyes *blink blink*. Gold of course my pure golden heart...

A lovely chocolate from Ed and Fred.

Redpackets of luck from Ben & Lijian, Ahgong & Ahma and Jeffrey. Thanks ladies...

A portable 'husband' from Adrian. I'm gonna google it later for what is it for...

Lovely Relish burgers from Locky.

Booze and champs from Adrian, Bobbob, Kianjin, Sheena, Rachel, Kyan and everyone else. If i miss out any, my apologies k.

and again of course your presence. moral support and comfort from you all to me.


Thank you, thank you and thank you to each and everyone of you, especially those who helped out and to make all of it possible for me. From the planning, preparing and the cleaning up and I know some of you actually stayed back and did not make it to club, just to clean up the place. I am deeply touched and truly no words can describe how I feel about it. I am really blessed to have all of you as my friends and family. It was truly a day that I will not forget for the rest of my life... my very sweet super forever 21 bday.

Since I am now legal to watch R(A) movie, any of you want to date me for a movie? Yangtze cinema anyone?

Happy 21st (again) to me!! Wheeeeeeeeeee

Tuti Frutti

A super good friend of mine, Miss T who had been living here in Singapore forever. She and her Indonesian always 'amazes' me.

During one of our dinners, we had a conversation about visiting orangutans in Kalimantan, Indonesia one day. So one thing led to another, Miss T told us, why do we want to go all the way to the jungle to see them and waste money? Cos they're sometimes come out from the jungle and do some trading (???) We were sort of confused about how an orangutan can do trading, they're animals afterall aren't they? Then it dawned on me, what I think Miss T meant is, orangasli (indigenous people, aborigines or the kalimantan native, the dayaks) and she got mixed up with orangutans, which loosely translates to jungle people.

Imagine if you have a conversation online with someone who has a mixed parentage between chinese and orangasli?

A: Hi, intro pls?
B: 17, mixed blood. Chinese and orangutan.

*faints*

I love you Miss T!

Dear Papi...

Dear Papi,

Im back in the tiny island of Singapore. I nearly kissed the ground when I touched down, civilisation, cleanliness. Something we both like about this city. Fel came to pick me up, and we drove back in a smooth traffic. It's a total bliss. My skin is bad, I have some outbreak on my forehead and a tan that I don't want from the nasty sun of Indonesia. Bleah. Can you send something back to remove all the zits?

Reached home just to find it empty and reality hit harder than I expected. This is gonna be the 1st time ever that I'm alone after you were gone. I had been the brave and strong one from when you were sick til when you were gone. I kept telling myself that I have to be all that and this is what God wants for you, a life without sickness, worries and trouble. Right pi?
But why did God take you away so suddenly... urghh. Tell Him that I'm abit angry k.

Exactly 2 weeks ago today, you left all of us forever at 935am. You know all of us cried sooo much that day. I woke up with swollen eyes, til today.

2 weeks ago I recieved a call close to midnight to say that you were sick. I called back and still talked to you. You sounded weak and you told me that you were gonna be fine and you lied, tsk tsk, bad you, and asked me not to worry, how to, so typical of you. Another call at 630am from my sis to inform me that you are loosing conciousness. My heart sank to the bottom. I rushed to log on to find next ticket out from Singapore. Another call from sis told me to stay put as they might evacuate you here. Without her consent I went with Fel to get my tic for the flight out the next day. At 3pm, sis called again and to tell me you had gone into coma, terrible you, you told me you gonna be fine! My mind ran haywire. All the bad thoughts that seemed impossible to ignore kept coming. Every phone call that I recieved after that is to tell me that your health is deteriorating...

At the same time memories of you kept flashing in my head. It's funny you know. All the good times we had. It's like watching a movie. I think we both deserve academy awards, if you could see it too. The time when you taught me how to ride a bicycle in the big field near our house, remember? And how to drive a car in the same place too after they converted it into a huge parking lot. When I sneaked out from afternoon tuition just to ride a new bike that you bought and ended up in an accident. Hahahaa.. I still remember I hid in the garage and refused to go out cos I know how angry you were. Tonnes of movies that we watched. Remember the question, why was the girl topless and you told me its because she was showing off her papaya. hahaa. Holidays that we went on. Pi, you know that you had always been my living google, I can ask you anything and everything that crosses in my mind and you always have an answer for me, how can?? Even google can't solve some problems of mine but just listening to your voice I feel fine already. All those memory make me weep.

I flew out the next morning and caught the connecting flight in time... I was actually crying on the plane. I told myself to cry til all my tears dry up so I could appear strong infront of you later. I still remember that you didn't like to see sad/crying people. I didn't give a shit anymore about what people thought of me when they saw me cry. You were in a coma for heaven's sake. I just wanted to be beside you as soon as possible. Oh... You do know I still hate flying right?

Reached the hospital. Almost everyone were there. Went in to see you, saw you laying helpless in a coma. It broke my heart... someone who always appeared strong, caring and loving now laying under tubes and wires. I whispered in your ear to tell you that I was there beside you. You could hear me, right? I whispered in your ear to say that I was there... 5 of us gathered beside you. Talking to you. I saw you shed a tear...

Less than 24 hrs later, God decided to take you forever, guess He's got a better plan for you. Heaven needs you more than we do... bleah.

The thought of you no longer with us. It saddens me. No more phone calls from you. No more, Nak..mau makan apa? Nak, gimana kabarmu? I still have the last sms you sent me, pi. I will kept it forever with me.


Pi, I'm sure you know that you were great husband to mami and super dad to all of us. We all know that for sure. You were always there for us. Even in your death, you made your funeral and everything else so smooth and easy to handle. You are amazing, pi. So many people turned up, you saw them right? I think close to a thousand. People that I don't know, different race and social status. Guess you have touched many people's lives yah? I can just see ur typical smile and nod..haha.. miss you ! really...

Papi, I love you... Good bye
Please say hi to mami, mak and everybody up there. Please take care okay? Miss you terribly...

til we meet again...

Your son,
Ivan

I love my family

Found these 2 notes while packing and they brought a smile to me and 2nd note was from Vince 'n Trist, they left it for us when they're leaving the apartment while we were all still sleeping during our trip in Bangkok, 2007 'n 2008.

Some notes that I will keep forever as reminder that I am not alone and I am grateful that I have you all as my family... of course some names are not written there but I'm sure you know who you are.

Thank you all for always being there for me...