SATC-ed

I am getting more and more hokkien lian each day. Went to watch SATC with the ladies... one scene showed that Carrie opening her e-mail to find mails from Mr. DuaLiap.

the word CB Assistant...I thought the CB stand for 'youknowhat'...instead of Carrie Bradshaw.


shyte... I am so gonna take Hokkien course soon.

Hokkien Me Seriously Not

I'm seriously hook to this song... damn emo can???!!! OMG... ! ! !




listen at 1.11...she said something that make me cried, damn damn super sad lorr...
wa emmm kum wa emm kummmm... ( I dont' suk, I don't suukkkk???)

so kelian horrr!!!

Boys, if your girl doesn't want it up there, don't force them !! Aiyoh....emooooooo... I pity this girl.

Wa em kummm wa emmm kummmmmmmmmm....

I can relate to song so much, as I just got raped (visually) few days ago.... I guess the feeling just as horrible!!! *flick hair frantically*

Happy Day Miss Abang!

Yesterday, 26 May 2008, Miss Abang turned 21... well, more like his many many times anniversary of his 21st actually...

*click click blow*


Wish you all the best and what you wish for will come true. Stay pretty, happy, healthy and ofcos stay young (at heart), Miss Abang!

Love you! ! !

Hokkien Me Not

After the KTV session on weekend and Miss Gila sent me her hokkien kua collection. I think I'm a closeted hokkien lien. The song entertain me in certain way. It sounds funny, not in bad way, just funny . It just like how some people hear when I talk in my native language its sounds like someone firing a machine gun, ratattatatatattaaaa *roll eyes* So, I keep listening to all the song. I get the feeling (I do not understand it at all) that the song after song is all about heartache and tears. It's damn emo lorr, like 'whyohwhymylifesibeychum'. Now, I'm overdosed on hokkien song. Seriously.

Anyhoo, after living here for years. I think I do understand hokkien a little, I mean VERY LITTLE, When I just moved here from down under, I thought...

Jialat is chilli. DONT ASK WHY! ? !

Sibey chum is some sort of sweet. You know, chupa chups? Why do people complain about their life using sweets? Sian ahhh, my life so chupa chups.

KNN is a girl's name. What have you done Nina? Why everybody hate you???


There is one particular happy song. 舞女, super orbit, the song goes...lai lai lai tiao bu, wa ahgong si ting tong?? like ehh...come come come dancing, my ahgong is crazy??

check out the video.. classic!



and any other song all I heard is the word buk sai (eye shit??? rite?) seriously???!! Why you want to sing about eye shit?

Another misheard case of mine? Bleah

Is there courses for hokkien that I can take?

so I won't go 'Oi Kan Nina, do you have sibey chum? I just had chicken rice with extra jialat. Daaaamn spicy lorrr'

Retirement Fund

There is this one particular guy in my gym who always give me the creeps. The way he grins, works out, sashays and worst of all he stares at me ALOT. Well, I can't blame him, rite? I am beautiful afterall. My hair, my skin, my lips are like screaming out "molestmeplease"!!

Anyway...yes, creepy. There is something eerie about him. He looks like Freddy Kruger. If you don't know who he is, just google it. *shudders*

I think I am raped!! Visually raped!!!! *boohoooo* Will staring break my hymen??!!! *shriek*flicking hair frantically*

I am gonna sue him for that. Sue for millionssss of dollars!!! I want Ally McBeal to represent me or perhaps Lucy Liu. They are lawyers rite??!! Big money big money ! ! !

Once I get the money, I get all my BFF to quit their jobs and live off me. Live by the beach, drink drank drunk everyday. Hire cute scantily clad boys walk by every 10 minutes!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!! Sweeeeeeet!!!!

Isn't it sweet to be born beautiful? Not everybody so unfortunate to get visually raped you know *flick hair*shriek* RAPE ME AGAIN 'N AGAIN!!! I can be a multi billionare in no time!!! Move over, Oprah!

Yoohooooooo, Miss Liuuu...you free or not??

Future Star

I have a girlfriend that truly love me. She sent a series of pictures of me to my e-mail (imachiobuwithsuperlongflowyhair@ultrahotmail.com) as an idea what should I do for my....future.

I am truly flattered.... awwww. So sweet isn't it?

Maybe I should be...

A puppet actress?


Fitness empire guru ?

A pop singer?

or an angry waitress?


I like the last one. Maybe I should open my own restaurant? You know, a cafe or something? Where I can serve myself as dessert if the customer is hot! *puurrrr* I can cook instant noodle very well!

but wait, I don't remember taken those pic before???!!!

OMG!!!! *shriek*flick hair* I have been once again being victimised by the cruel world of digital imaging!!!!!!!!!!!

And the American Idol Winner Is...

warning: NO SPOILER but many swearing.

I on my msn. Scroll thru my list checking whether my girlfriends are online.

*scroll scroll*

CB!!! I am super farking duper annoyed by those who post the winner name of American Idol on their MSN. KNN! Log on to my facebook also have, SUPER TULAN and worst radio dj constantly announcing it! ! ! KNNCCB! It's like everywhere. Like for fark??? Radio DJ understandlah...they have to yak whole day mah *roll eyes*

Some of us people want to watch at night and feel the suspense can???!!!!

Next year, Miss E, Miss Tioman and I had a plan... we stayed at home in the morning to watch it LIVE. Once we know the result. We gonna take a pick-up truck drive around town, giving out flyers of the winner face and use megaphone to announce it!!! Like those election time!

From Orchard-Shenton Way 10000 rounds!!

Harrloowww harrloowww...today yumrican idle winner horrrr...is Daweed*... so happy can??? He is like my super idle lorrrr!! Eskeww me, harrlooww...Daweed I lup chuuuuu *doing it cheena hawker aunty style, ofcos flicking hair will be involved too*

Damn you spoilers!!!!! *kick kick*

Happy Day Amy ! ! !

Went to Amy's birthday party at Amara Resort Sanctuary Sentosa. Her friends and family and ofcos tonnes of boys from the rainbow side. Amy lurves us and we lurve her too! Great event, lovely food and...endless booze... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *flick hair*gulp gulp gulp*flick hair*gulp gulp gulp*

The birthday cake in a shape of Veuve Clicquot Rose Champagne... cute horr! I want to drink it, but they said I can't cos it's a cake...like wtf???!! Rude right!


Here she is with her lovely hubby.


Nice cupcakes, made by miss Pat West.

Nice healthy finger food.
I really think the photographer did a superb job. The colour the angle...perfect!

Even an empty Evian bottle look nice.

til I saw this... WTF???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*thud*
*splat*

Fat Fighters

It's 01.08am and I just accidentally swallowed 2 packets of instant noodle plus 1 carton of Soya Bean.


*thud*

tomorrow I'm gonna eat dust. Nothing but dust. It's 0 in calorie...

Dust anybody?

NotSoSamaritanMe

Today I saw one lady, not as pretty as me, of course *flick hair* carrying a huge lugagge, walking down my corridor staircase to hail a cab. It looks super heavy, I think it's at least 500kg. I was in my super nice mood today, so...I asked her do you need help, miss? It looks heavy...

She said...Ohhhh dear, yes please! It's sooooooooooo heavy!!!

Next thing I know she just let go her lugagge and I end up carrying it down for her!!! When I said help... can u at least help me to carry it too! I am nice but not THAT nice!! It is super duper heavy. I wonder what's inside??!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flick hair left n right*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Went to St. James on Sunday, the Wesuk day holiday eve. The parking was a bloody bitch. Can't find a single lot and they closed the carpark entry. CB! Thought of parking at Vivo Siti but then again.... walk from Vivo Siti to St. James..that's like Orchard to Jurong isn't it, I mean the distance??!!! *flick hair*

Walk=Sweat!!! I don't walk..the only time I walk it's in the mall where it's air-conditioned. My hair will go all limp and greasy from the sweat, how to flick my hair like that??? EEEEEEEEEEE...

after few u-turns, found the valet guy OUTSIDE the st. James, not inside like usual. Hooray! I don't need to walk liao....

Hurry hurry, left my car to valet guy, I want to dance like there is no tomorrow, due to this I forgot to take out my cashcard from my car. I always remember the amount of money left inside it..not that I have good memories or what lah... it's $38.

party party party... time to go home!

When I get into my car... I look at my cashcard , it left 36cents!!!!!!!!! HUH?? Seriously, it can't be that expensive right?? Not like I park it overnite or something. Somemore I tip the guy $8 $1000!! WTF?????????!! I took out the card to check, it's a different cashcard!! It's the ugly standard cashcard instead of my cartoon-act-cute series.

Fcuk you laaah.... *click click calculator 38 minus 36...eh 0.36* EEEEEEEEEEEEE
$37.64 also want to take..I hate dishonest people!! Bloody thieft!!!!!

FARKING PISSED OFF!!!

Bye Bye

I never like Mariah Carey...

but her latest song, Bye Bye... it make me weep.

''And it's true that you've
Reached a better place
Still I'd give the world to see your face
And be right here next to you
But it's like you're gone too soon ''

I miss Papi... terribly.

Bimbz Moment

I hate the term metrosexual... please lah! *flick hair* Like, how to look good in a Metro stuff??

Higher class can? Club21sexual perhaps?

Hi, I'm Blahblah, I'm a straight man who loves fancy stuff, I work out in gym 24/7 and I lurve pussy and it's not a cat. They call me Club21sexual...rroooaarrr...

sooooo much better rite??

Christina Wang, My SICK BFF

Christina Wang my BFF is sick...

I suspect she's sick because she stare at herself too long... Why would she wants to even look at her own reflection in the mirror right? I mean... look at her!!! HORROR!!! Gorgeous...

Isn't she pretty? Love her long hair *gag* *flick hair*

Sweet Like Papaya

After I hit 21 *flick hair*, which is like 3 months ago, I started to find the appeal in class95 musics. I don't know why, guess cos I had reached another decade of my life? So, one lazy sunday afternoon I was driving around aimlessly with Miss Ruby and listening to class95 and she started to sing along with the tune that they are playing.

Okay...

she goes: Sweet like papaya, your love is my only desire. Sweet like papaya, cos I need your love.

so, I quickly turn down the volume...and I asked her about the lyrics... she repeat in super soft voice... sweet like papaya? your love is my only desire?

I asked her, why in the world that someone want to write and sing a song about papaya? To her defense, she said cos they want to describe a love that is so sweet......just like.... A PAPAYA!

I nearly fainted and died of laughter, this version by Take That, RELIGHT MY FIRE (re-make of some oldies) was in 1993 and all this years Miss Ruby been singing to this song as... Sweet like papaya!

Click and listen... fast forward til the chorus, which is at 1:00...




She asked or more like a beg me not to tell a soul..but this is way to funny not to share. Ooops...

From then on I never hear this song the same way again...

sing along now with me...sweet like papaya, your love is my only desire!!!

xoxo

Where's Brucilinda?

Here is Miss Pao Ang' pic that she took with Shiru, that obviously cropped out of the picture and Miss Brucilinda Notsoevangelista....

Can you all spot where is Miss B?
















There she is...


xoxo

Woofwoofgang Shiru Amadeus Mozart

Shiru said she wants to learn piano and asked issit too late?? *Like, DUH!!*flick hair*
I replied, silly dog *pat pat* how to play piano when u don't have fingers???????????????


now BARK...*good girl*

Bleah

I hate it when people call me Siti. Siti it's like soooo kampong. It's so stereotyping! Just becos I am an Indonesian my name has to be Siti??

But, after sometime I think the name can be quite nice. I think I should change my name permanently to Siti. So I can say I own Siti Bank, Siti Hole, Siti Link , Ngee Ann Siti and Great Whore Siti!

and a movie inspired by me is opening soon, Sex And The Siti.

OMG!!

And then I can BFF with Paris Hilton and forget about Christina Wang?

Wheeeeeeeeeee

Phobia'r'us

I scared of lizard, okay not scared... terrified? errr... Erxing of it? Miss Tioman too. Miss E terrified of pussy (cat that is). I guess everyone has their own phobia of something.

[missWetBumalot™] says:
Miss E friend's wife scared of rambutan.

Like WTF??!

Rambutan are cute, exotic and unique. How can u be scared of rambutan??! I can't see the logic. They can't jump into u, crawl into you or worst, scratch you...

I wonder she terrified of her husband hairy balls or not. It is a hairy thing too isn't it? Perhaps she shaved him bald? Wax it? Force him to IPL his balls???

A: Hi...I'm here to do IPL.
B: Okay, sir... your legs? arms? chest? or face?
A: *zip out his pants* Nope. My 'Rambutan'

Happy Day! ! !

Happy Burstday to The Tangerine Brothers (super rival of the Papaya Sisters), Miss Bryani Wong, Miss Alvin Bartenderrina and Miss Eevon Cheng Tng...


Many Happy Happy Day! ! ! !


xoxo

Iwannagohome

11 years here. Guess it's time to go home. But, where is home?

Eeeeyar!

I had to removed the post.

A Picture Says It All

because the victim had a bad day plus he kaopeh kaobu about the post and the victim said she is not sexy enuff in it it's too graphic and caused major trauma to alot of my blog's reader.

Monday Blues

In the afternoon, I recieved an sms that made me super upset. It totally spoilt my mood so much so that I refused to eat or go to the gym. Even when I already half way there.

But later on, watching the news about earthquake in China, with 5,000 feared dead in quake.

And the cyclone that hit Myanmar.... Make me feel that what happened to me earlier was so so minor and I should not be so bothered about it.

Oh dear Lord, please forgive our sin...

Guess, It's time for me to be closer to Dear JC...

A Picture Says It All

**deleted**

My Name Is Wu Liao

I totally don't understand to some people who updated their Facebook status so so so constantly.

Wu Liao
is up.

Wu Liao
is choosing his wardrobe, between his old t-shirt, super old t-shirt or farking old t-shirt.

Wu Liao
is putting on his old t-shirt.

Wu Liao
is dunno what to eat for lunch, cos he just had his breakfast.

Wu Liao
is having bread, but confused should it be sunshine or gardenia wholemeal bread

Wu Liao
is spreading the jam just like how he spread his leg when he meet his man.

Wu Liao
is shitting his bread out now.

Wu Liao
is staring at his shit. It's runny and a little bit look like Phua Chu Kang's face.



Like, CBlahh..you think people care you're up or not meh???!
okay, fine..I'm a Facebook addict and I m a super hardcore profile stalker, in a good way, ofcourse *flick hair*But to tell people what you are doing every other second, abit to much, rite???!!

xoxo

HelloOooOOo, Stranger!

2 nites ago, I went to Aston Specialties at East Coast Road with Victoria, Nelly and Miss C. While eating, in walked these 2 guys. Miss C asked me turn and see, cos he is like my cai (type). I turn to see and flick my hair and... I just fell in love that instant (with one of the guys). I was gasping for air. OMG!! Marry me or something! It was truly the case of luuuuuuuuurve at first sight! Totally! ! !

Suddenly I fell sick, chronic love sick! ! !

So I went to bed early that night...hoping to see him in my dreams... Awwww...

and.. *sleep sleep along came the morning* HE *pause*flick hair* NEVER CAME TO MY DREAM! ! ! ! EEEEEEeeEEEEeeeEeeeee

He like, stood me up or something! I wake up with Tears on my pillow, Pain in my heart
Caused by chuuUUuuuuuUUuu...

so I dumped him that morning...and I moved on.

now I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without chu! ! !

Oh La La To You Baby

It's wednesday and it's Mambo Jambo Nite at Zouk! Retro time! ! !

I was with my sis back in 1992 * for the youngster, 1992 is a pre-historic era where dinasour still roam the earth* in a foodcourt when we heard this song for the 1st time. She went totally crazy over this song... she asked someone about the song title, the person told her that the song title is Oh La La To You Baby by Charles and Eddie.

So, rush rush to a music store and asked for the cassette *YES, it was that ancient!*

A : excuse me, do you have this song by Charles and Eddie, Oh La La To You Baby?
B: err..how it goes?
A: *humming to the song* Look into my eyes. Can't you see they're open wide. Oh La La to you baby?? Oh La La to you baby??...oh yeah

Listen to it...



B: Oooh...Charles and Eddie! You mean Would I Lie To You Baby?

the actual lyric goes:
CHORUS:
Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide
Would I lie to you baby?? (Oh la la to you baby??)
Would I lie to you??...oh yeah (Oh la la to you baby??...oh yeah)

I still can picture my sister face clearly that time...It was tomato red! Wahahaaha

Gosh, this song it's like super retro lorr! ! !

A day at the Gym

This afternoon I was in the gym doing my routine workout KLKKLC v.69 (kia lai kia ki looking chio volume 69) a gym routine that I religiously followed since 2 years ago. KLKKLC is a super effective, it's a workout that is bloody working I tell you. No muscle will show in any part of your body! I heard some people go to the gym is to gain muscle... LIKE WHAAAAAAT THE FCUK ????!! *horror*

anyway, so as I KLKKLC from one corner to the other corner of the gym then I saw this super hot chiobu, same height as me, perfect skin like me, wear her favorite gym gear (Oscar dela Renta gown Nike singlet n shorts and a Christian Loubotin Y3 shoes) MY GAWD!!! This is freaky...too many resemblance there...she is hottttt!! Like, me! Like, Totally!

after few winking at each other then we proceed to chit chat for awhile. Guess what she answered my question with another question (??). I totally love this lady... so, I braved myself after 1 hour doing exchanging workout tips, how to tip toe while KLKK, best whitening product in the market and all, I asked for her number....

and she did too!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...happy happy joy joy!!

reached home, I whip out my mobile..lay in bed and about to call her...
then I saw the number..hmmm it's familiar thennnn I realised the person Im talking with in the gym, is my own reflection??!!
OMG!!! NO WONDER SHE LOOKS FREAKING FAMILIAR!! SHE'S HOTT...VERY HOTTT! Pssshhhhhh SIZZLING HOTT!!

THAT PERSON IS ME!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Generation Gap

I noticed something weird about the new young generation these days, they dress alike, same tanning studio (judging from the same coloured skin), super duper easily amazed with material stuff and totally no sense of individuality (from hair to shoes, even on how they way they smile). Are they all are clones???! *shudder*

I strongly believe in these words, "birds of the same feather flock together". But totally not to the extreme!

I do have my own cliques. Each and everyone of us do share the same taste i.e we like same goodlooking mamamia hotness hunka hunka...*oohh im wet* . We do sometimes too buy clothes at the same mamashop but when we put it on, we have each and every own uniqueness. *flick hair*

Oh..what am I talking about here? It's all about generation gap...something that I will never understand...there's a huge hole between me and them. Roughly, few months lah horr? Horr.

I missed Ahbeng and Ahlian. Ferragamo headband, Rocco Baroco jeans, MCM jeans, Sonia Rykiel Bag...ultimately JPG wallet and the orange comb. Where are they now? Bet they're more original than those I just mention above or are they just an evolved breed of beng n lians?

xoxo

Not So Little Mermaid

Ahpao asked me to call her a mei ren yu *roll eyes*

I think she meant that she is a Dugong. See the resemblance in the tail?

photo courtesy of www.theanimalfiles.com

Soooooooooooo cute isn't it?

xoxo

Occupational Hazzard

Someone asked me what my occupation is? Tristina said I'm a dancer, a belly dancer. I just rolled my eyes.

FYI, my occupation is a goodlooker *flick hair*

xoxo

Mid Life Crisis

Recently I get tired damn easily. A night out will result in me sleeping the next day away. Bloody waste of time! Urghh...My stamina is no longer there, but thank God my beauty is *flick hair* I'm no longer the same as last time. Party the night away and wake up fresh to do my stuff i.e looking really really good etc. Bleah!! I blame it on Fiona Xie... iPtui

Guess you can't lie to your own body, everybody knows that I am actually 21, but that's not the truth is it? I don't have the stamina of a 21 years old anymore. One can look younger than he is, but your body telling you the truth and truth hurts.

(I'm 21, really lah)

I vow to start taking care of my body, since now that I am in my twenties.

xoxo

What A 'Boring' Week ! ! !

Started with Mambo nite at Zouk, Labour day's eve.

Rest on Thursday.

Followed by Taboo's Flirt Nite.
Saturday, Daisy Wong's birthday party. Where everybody came in tie and looked lovely. It was a pleasant event despite the extreme humidity and heat...

Here is me with the hostess, Datin Rexillia Horreur.

the birthdayboy, Miss Daisy Wong (middle)


and when the alcohol kicks in...

Sunday at Thad & Chin Sin drinking session. Totally amazed with those who played freaking well piano, flute and sang like a mermaid. Fantastic hosts, great live music and superb booze!! Totally loving it! *flick hair

ofcourse it is a drinking session afterall, so..here the pic to proof it.
check out Tristina's expression. Classic!

Golden Rule On How To Be a Good Vixen

Be nice to singles...

be even NICER to those who are attached!