Fashion 911

I was with Miss Ang when we saw this couple at Siti Hole. We got so freaked out and quickly make a phone call to fashion police to report.

Me: Hellllooooo!! *gasping for air* This is I, miss Ivana the chiobu, I just witnessed a fashion road kill!! It's horrible!! *shrieking*
F-911: Calm down, miss. We will send someone there.Help is on the way. Oh btw, You are freaking gorgeous.
Me: Like, I know *flick hair* Ciao!


10 minutes later these 2 culprits were arrested. Soon after they got sentenced for life imprisonment for breaking the No.1 rule of Fashion bible: You must have a waist before you can wear anything around it.