Be an Ass

It was 3.26pm my phone rang. I was not in my best of mood and I swear I heard this...

me: yah?

B: Hi, Good afternoons, my name is Michelin calling froms Ahrerbeeass

me: who? Michelin? Wah!

B: I'm Michelin from Ahrehbeeass.

me: I'm sorry, I don't get you. Where?

B: sorry, my name is... Michelin and I'm calling from Ahrehbeeass.

me: I know you are Michelin. Where? What??? I don't understand you and your accent. What ass?

B: Ah Reh Bee Ass, sir. The Royarw Bank Of Scotlands.

me: Ohhh... RBS. Yes?

B: Yes, sir. Ahrer-bee-ass. I wanna to offer you...

me: *hung up*

Michelin from Ahrehbeeass, I am sorry!


Like I said, I was not in my best of mood *flick hair*