Missy and Me

What's with me and service people today... or since yesterday.

I supposed to make an appoinment for Vicky's chiro, since she is in Shanghai now, so I have to make a call to her chiro and see the earliest slot they can give her.

Missy: Hi, Good Morning... Sexyback Chiro, How can I helpchu?

Me: *pause*flick hair* Heyy... I want to make appoinment for my sister who is currently in overseas. She's coming back tonight. If it's possible, it'sfor tomorrow...she is in pain...

Missy: I'm sorry, it's kinda pull. There are pipteen people on my list. Why not I check and I call you buck once there is constellation. Ok?

Me: *pause*scratch head* Ohh, right..ofcourse. If there is CANCELATION. My name is Ivana..and here is my number 9******0. Thank you.

Missy: *going on hysterical fit* OMG!!! You are sooo pretty. I wanna be chu, I ken nut bread...

Me: Yeah, I know... Breathe, girl. Breathe. You can not be me, NEVER! *hung up*flick hair*



and 2nd incident...



I was on the way to the gym, to do my eyes cardio ... and I heard the song that I have been hearing on radio.

so, I memories the line and I determined to find the song in THAT cd shop at paragon before my gym session.

Me: Hi, miss... can you help me to find this song that goes...*humming the song*flick hair*

Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar...

Missy: Errr.. cookie jar?? *giggle* No, miss. Sowree, I dont noe da song. Perhaps you want udder albam?

Me: Ahh...alright. Nevermind. I don't want other album. Thanks *flick hair*



I went home...quickly ran to my pc and type the lyrics at google...

the result came out: COOKIE JAR by Gym Class Heroes.

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OMG! ! ! WTF???!!!! STUUUUPID BEECH!

*kick kick*