Everybody in Facebook should join Pet Society... it's a stupid, addictive (just the way we like it) and IT'S FARKING GIRLY...WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
I have a pet, her name is Nehnehpok aka Priscilla aka Hermione Gaynger from Fagwarts School of Bitchcraft. She lives in Upper East Side (Manhattan, hmmm, LADYHATTAN somehow sounds better) *flick hair*. Her activities are visiting friends for a dance, tell jokes, kiss kiss, watching Gossip Girls on tv and ofcourse, shopping! ! !
She got 5 sidekicks, Bootyboobs, Boobies, Tua Neh (it's not complete without an Asian girl in any drama isn't it), Boobsirella and Boobyshake who adores her to the core. Ohh...and she got a stepsister, Swan, who is poor and sad. How hollywood can it be, right???
Nehnhepok: I know you love me.... xoxo
Friday, 28 November 2008
Monday, 24 November 2008
Friday, 14 November 2008
Missy and Me
What's with me and service people today... or since yesterday.
I supposed to make an appoinment for Vicky's chiro, since she is in Shanghai now, so I have to make a call to her chiro and see the earliest slot they can give her.
Missy: Hi, Good Morning... Sexyback Chiro, How can I helpchu?
Me: *pause*flick hair* Heyy... I want to make appoinment for my sister who is currently in overseas. She's coming back tonight. If it's possible, it'sfor tomorrow...she is in pain...
Missy: I'm sorry, it's kinda pull. There are pipteen people on my list. Why not I check and I call you buck once there is constellation. Ok?
Me: *pause*scratch head* Ohh, right..ofcourse. If there is CANCELATION. My name is Ivana..and here is my number 9******0. Thank you.
Missy: *going on hysterical fit* OMG!!! You are sooo pretty. I wanna be chu, I ken nut bread...
Me: Yeah, I know... Breathe, girl. Breathe. You can not be me, NEVER! *hung up*flick hair*
and 2nd incident...
I was on the way to the gym, to do my eyes cardio ... and I heard the song that I have been hearing on radio.
so, I memories the line and I determined to find the song in THAT cd shop at paragon before my gym session.
Me: Hi, miss... can you help me to find this song that goes...*humming the song*flick hair*
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar...
Missy: Errr.. cookie jar?? *giggle* No, miss. Sowree, I dont noe da song. Perhaps you want udder albam?
Me: Ahh...alright. Nevermind. I don't want other album. Thanks *flick hair*
I went home...quickly ran to my pc and type the lyrics at google...
the result came out: COOKIE JAR by Gym Class Heroes.
URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OMG! ! ! WTF???!!!! STUUUUPID BEECH!
*kick kick*
I supposed to make an appoinment for Vicky's chiro, since she is in Shanghai now, so I have to make a call to her chiro and see the earliest slot they can give her.
Missy: Hi, Good Morning... Sexyback Chiro, How can I helpchu?
Me: *pause*flick hair* Heyy... I want to make appoinment for my sister who is currently in overseas. She's coming back tonight. If it's possible, it'sfor tomorrow...she is in pain...
Missy: I'm sorry, it's kinda pull. There are pipteen people on my list. Why not I check and I call you buck once there is constellation. Ok?
Me: *pause*scratch head* Ohh, right..ofcourse. If there is CANCELATION. My name is Ivana..and here is my number 9******0. Thank you.
Missy: *going on hysterical fit* OMG!!! You are sooo pretty. I wanna be chu, I ken nut bread...
Me: Yeah, I know... Breathe, girl. Breathe. You can not be me, NEVER! *hung up*flick hair*
and 2nd incident...
I was on the way to the gym, to do my eyes cardio ... and I heard the song that I have been hearing on radio.
so, I memories the line and I determined to find the song in THAT cd shop at paragon before my gym session.
Me: Hi, miss... can you help me to find this song that goes...*humming the song*flick hair*
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar...
Missy: Errr.. cookie jar?? *giggle* No, miss. Sowree, I dont noe da song. Perhaps you want udder albam?
Me: Ahh...alright. Nevermind. I don't want other album. Thanks *flick hair*
I went home...quickly ran to my pc and type the lyrics at google...
the result came out: COOKIE JAR by Gym Class Heroes.
URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OMG! ! ! WTF???!!!! STUUUUPID BEECH!
*kick kick*
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Kopibin & Tea Leap
Was at Kopibin this afternoon...
Missy: Hi, miss..how can I helpchu?
Me: *flick hair* Heyyyy...can I have caeser salad and a large iced americano please... *pose*
Missy: You wan the scissor salad with kitchen, miss?
HUH??? WTF??!KITCHEN??!!!
I was on the verge of pulling her hair when she said that. Did I heard it wrongly??!! Do I want my caesar salad with kitchen?? U think what???!!! CB!!! I just had a little too much of dust recently... so what if I have put on 2 grams! Now, I can eat my salad with the whole bloody kitchen???! You salamapeech! *sonofabitch*
Me: *pause*flick hair*
Oh yes, please..I want my caesar salad with chicken
*curtsy*
xoxo
Missy: Hi, miss..how can I helpchu?
Me: *flick hair* Heyyyy...can I have caeser salad and a large iced americano please... *pose*
Missy: You wan the scissor salad with kitchen, miss?
HUH??? WTF??!KITCHEN??!!!
I was on the verge of pulling her hair when she said that. Did I heard it wrongly??!! Do I want my caesar salad with kitchen?? U think what???!!! CB!!! I just had a little too much of dust recently... so what if I have put on 2 grams! Now, I can eat my salad with the whole bloody kitchen???! You salamapeech! *sonofabitch*
Me: *pause*flick hair*
Oh yes, please..I want my caesar salad with chicken
*curtsy*
xoxo
Sunday, 9 November 2008
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Go Obama!
Obama is the next US president!!! YAY...
Do you know Obama used to live in dustland...OMG! and his stepfather is from Dustland??! and a halfsister who is a half dustlander...obviously *teehee*
I think we can be BFF, since we both from dustland..well.. not compeletely true..but who cares right? Right.
HellOooOo...coffee, tea or chicken satay??
So, does this make him got Asian blood?! yes, no? yes? no? no.
Such a historical moment... *flick hair*wipe tears*
so, miss Tioman gave me this question, will the name 'White House' stays? well..they can change the name to CMYK House ? or Wide House so sounds similar, it is a wide house right?! Just like when Darkie change their branding to Darlie... can lah hor, what say you??
Champagne, Champagne...champagne for everybody!
Do you know Obama used to live in dustland...OMG! and his stepfather is from Dustland??! and a halfsister who is a half dustlander...obviously *teehee*
I think we can be BFF, since we both from dustland..well.. not compeletely true..but who cares right? Right.
HellOooOo...coffee, tea or chicken satay??
So, does this make him got Asian blood?! yes, no? yes? no? no.
Such a historical moment... *flick hair*wipe tears*
so, miss Tioman gave me this question, will the name 'White House' stays? well..they can change the name to CMYK House ? or Wide House so sounds similar, it is a wide house right?! Just like when Darkie change their branding to Darlie... can lah hor, what say you??
Champagne, Champagne...champagne for everybody!
Sunday, 2 November 2008
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