Freddy Kruger Tan

Freddy Kruger Tan got caught boinking or riding a boy inside my gym sauna. His excuse perhaps he fell and his kukubird fell into someone poo poo hole?!!!! Ultimate grossness!!! Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ! ! !

Freddy Kruger Tan is THE ultimate cheapo, gross and cheap and gross, did i mentioned cheap? Cheap. Gross? Gross. *puke* flick hair frantically*

If any of you consider my gym (Fitness Satu) is 'expensive', think again... with $138/month for passport membership (Singapore, JB and some say Batam) or $118 for one gym only, you can treat the gym like Freddy Kruger did...max out the facility. Treat it as:

1. Gym.
Your workout place, ofcourse.

2.Office.
Bring your laptop then chop one table and treat it as your office. So, when people asked you where is your office...you can tell them... My office is at Paragon, Ohhhhchard or sometimes at One Raffles Quay, truly depends on my mood...
Glamm worr *roll eyes*

3. Spa.
With sauna that's attached, you can walk in and out everytime you see your prey walked in as many times you want/day.

4. Cafe.
free coffee, tea and softdrinks.

5. Bedroom.
Go figure... *shriek*

OMG!!! Grossssss... I wonder if people like Freddy Kruger Tan is the one who responsible for the word homophobic ladyphobic???!! *shriek*

xoxo