Renne is going back (AGAIN)

This entry I dedicated to Miss Ang, the one with real boobies, the one I super love.

Miss Ang is going back tonight to Scotland, that is one of the state in Malaysia for those who wondering where Scotland is.

I spent like everyday with her, from morning til morning... am-am, seriously. I think we almost like siamese twins, inseperable. She is like a zit that won't go away, so bloody annoying isn't it?? But it's the zit that you just want it stay. I am so gonna miss her!!! Wheee... I mean, boo hooo hooo.

Here are some pics that we took when she was in town for 2 weeks.

Her debut at Play Club on Friday, after absent for 2 months or less *roll eyes*

Impromptu Mambo Nite @ Zouk, after the Long Island Tea kicks in.

At Rhonda Koh Pee Tiam's house, after dinner during Leyla Delilah Heng Birthday Celebration.

She in her million dollar rupiahs dress during Brucilinda's Shades of Drama Birthday Bash.
At Oomphatico's welcoming Adek home and her going away dinner.

Dinner at La Forketta's @ Dempsey.
Cam-whoring at Rhonda's after above dinner.

Renneeeeeeee!!! Come back sooon... who will find me in day-time to roam the road around doing nothing til my car gas run low!!!

Oh btw, she will be back again in 6 weeks this time FOR GOOD! For the time being I continue swallowing multi vitamin, vitamins A-Z, milk thistle pill, blueberry extract, pycogenol, applying extra moisturiser for the late nights and SKII masks to rejuvenate.

Fashion 911 Prison Break!!!

I was at Starbucks in Menenenia Walk this afternoon and I saw this ladyman sat alone, zonking and staring blankly at fashion boutique windows...


and I noticed there is something eerie fashionably wrong with this person then I..*flick hair* noticed again the same skunk inspired coloured hair!!! HORROR!!! *shrieking and flicking hair left n right like super hot fierce modelme*

Remember this????? *faint graciously*

F-911, it's ALWAYS on my speed-dial and I think seriously you should make it one too!

me: This is I, Ivana the chio bu. What the f?? *crying franctically* I thought Miss Skunkina or whatever her name is in jail now??? ARGHHHHHHH!!!

F-911: Relax, miss. Calm down... Breathe. Btw, you are freaking gorgeous, have i told you that?

Me: Like, DUH?? I know that! *flick hair* Skunkina is out!! Geddit? *still shrieking* She is like, freaking staring at me now..I think she is like, seeking revenge or something! *gasping for air*

F-911: Help is on the way, miss. Gawd, I wish I can be like you. Fierce!!

me: Oh, like never! *flick hair* Ciao!!


10 minutes later Skunkina were arrested AGAIN. Soon after she got sentenced for double life imprisonment for breaking the No.1 rule of Fashion bible: You must have a waist before you can wear anything around it.

and

rule No.2 of Fashion bible: It is never the thing to wear hideous prints while having coffee.

A Day In The Life Of Christina Wang

This entry I dedicated to Miss Christina Wang, my BFF. The title says it all and it's a pictorial extravaganza. Please click the pic to enlarge (it is also applies to all of my previous post).

I got to know my BFF (BEST FRIEND FOREVER), Miss Christina Wang when she was modeling in Paris* and again in LA** at 2004, she was looking absolutely wahlao-kena-langgar-lorry-ah?? stunning and she freaking caught my attention right away, the way she strut her ass when she was doing a dwarf pony line was unforgettable in a very horror movie kinda way. She actually live in USA*** and I live in Holland. Despite the distance, our friendship stays strong and loving. Awwww... *gag*

*Pasir Ris
**Lorong AhSoo
*** United eState of Angmokio

Her usual day start off with a trip to her fave salon in town to do some dolling up *like, huh?*. I always thought her hair is naturally broomy flowy, soft and ohsowrong! fabulous! She truly put up some effort to look that way. Love it!

Then she shop and shop and shop like there is no tomorrow. Here she bought a G&G belt and Herpes Birkin bag. Nice!

Ofcourse in-between her mad shopping, Miss Wang will visit this place, where famous for their jamu. Jamu is Indonesian a traditional medicinal or folk medicine practice based on the use of plants and plant extracts (actual fact from wikipedia.org) and ofcourse in her case, animals. She drinks jamu religiously to maintain her... look, it's like boys worship gym. Christina worships jamu. Her favorite concoction is kangkong, chilli-padi and pig pubes. No wonder she looks... gorgeous.

Then she will continue her day with shopping again.


Everybody knows my BFF is a party girl. She will hang out in the hippest place in town. Dance like a hot mess. Drink drank drunk the nite away. She is like the Monday2Monday party gal! Looking hot there, missy!


This is where Christina Wang always do her little powdering the nose, touch-up her make-up, wee-wee and sometimes poo-poo.


At 5.30am she will ends her day. Go back home to sleep til 2pm. Looking abit smudgy there Christina! Look at her home and the little garden, Ohsocute!!
As you all can see, Miss Wang is not so photogenic, she kept the same pose over n over n over n over thruout the pictures. She maintained the same pose, same clothing but from all sort of different designers. Such a fashionista you are. Adorable isn't it. Totally!


Miss Wang Rawks!!

xoxo

Fashion 911

I was with Miss Ang when we saw this couple at Siti Hole. We got so freaked out and quickly make a phone call to fashion police to report.

Me: Hellllooooo!! *gasping for air* This is I, miss Ivana the chiobu, I just witnessed a fashion road kill!! It's horrible!! *shrieking*
F-911: Calm down, miss. We will send someone there.Help is on the way. Oh btw, You are freaking gorgeous.
Me: Like, I know *flick hair* Ciao!


10 minutes later these 2 culprits were arrested. Soon after they got sentenced for life imprisonment for breaking the No.1 rule of Fashion bible: You must have a waist before you can wear anything around it.

Happy Birthday in Advance Miss Brucilinda Notsoevanglista Li

Me and Renita Widjaja Mutiara Ang took pictures and gathered birthday wishes from some of Brucilinda's friends that include Princess, Datin and hot celebrities. Ofcourse, the make-up is done by fabulous me and Renita did the layout and all.


















my total BFF

my editor in-chief
Ofcourse me, the make-up artist. If any of you want me to do your make-up for your birthday, wedding or anniversary, please contact me at 1-900-Iwannabeahotmesstranny or www.hotmesstranny.com. FIERCE!!!

WE LOVE CHU, BRUCILINDA!!

for the party pics, you can click here to look at Miss Ang blog.

A little Announcement

Maxwell Food Court is close down for a week. I think me and Victoria just ate the whole bloody single stalls last night. I woke up early to feel bloody bloated and full. The food is up to my throat now and Victoria felt the same way as me. Bleah... I love hate being drunk. I'm going to do the dust diet for a week. Dust is 0 in calorie, so I'm being told by Marjorie Dawes from Little Britain.

Here is me now. It's actually came true. Well, at least for now, by noon I will be back as slenderina me.

Photo courtesy of Christina Wang.

Oh, Brucilinda's party was a blast!! Will blog about it in my next post.

It's Brucilinda's Shades Of Drama Night!

Last night I had major trouble to send myself to Lalaland. After a long gruesome war with my inner dancing demon queen not to go anywhere remotely Tanjong Pagarish cos I have decided that 'Imustlookgoodforbrucilindasparty' today. So there I was at 3am, tossing and turning in my bed. Then at 4am when I'm FINALLY about to board the lalaland plane... my mobile rang. My precious dearest friend were pissed drunk (AGAIN) and had nowhere to go, she came and I let her shelter for a night. Miss B is kind enuff to sent her to my place, God Bless Miss B heart. I have to carry Miss N up, okay, she strolls beside me, I can't even carry a handbag cos it's too heavy let alone a drunkard.

It's like WTF isn't it?? Can't I sleep or something?? It's 'Imustlookgoodforbrucilindasparty' night!

Then, it dawned at me in the morning that this is must be the infamous urband legend (in my head) that any birthday gal will curse their ultimate rival who are bold, young, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning and the list go one, ofcourse that will be someone like Me *flick hair* to have a sleepless night so the person will look haggard and tired and not to outshine and outdo the Bday Gal! Urghhh... Why oh why ???! Being born beautiful has become my own curse??

I woke up around 9ish am, I slept around 5ish am. 4 hours of sleep only! 1st thing in my head when i wake up, I need a bloody mirror! So I ran and find myself a mirror and stare at myself and DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

I still look hot!!! *pssshhhhh... it sizzles! So the curse truly a myth... or it's simply doesn't work for me *flick hair left n right*

I love chu, Brucilinda, sorry for wrongly accused chu.

It's gonna be a booze-o-licious and picturetastique night! See you guys there...

xoxo