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So, a big warm welcome to Miss Alanis Yang who came all the way from Timbuktu, USA to Singawhore where the land is hawt and slightly moist I mean, humid.

Twistties asked me if I'm going to the gym tomorrow, which is *shriek* Saturday..I was like, what??? Speechless. Who goes to the gym on weekends? In this part of the world, drinking IS the weekend sport and the only form of sport I religiously play *flick hair*

and suddenly I started to sing...

We are Singawhore, we are Singawhore
We will stand together, and you'll hear my pussy roar

OMFG!!! What's happening to me???!

*SHRIEK*

My name is Ivana Sukalongkok

and

I live in Whoreland Village,

Singawhore?!

What's happening to me????????????!

I need to wake up from this dirty dream!

*faint*