Driving Miss Daisy (Crazy)

Miss Daisy is having the headache of her life-time preparing for her Birthday bash next week. Had a conversation with her about her e-mailing the cuzzie who is in the food industry, I think it's Lee Bo Huat Seafood, Car tyre and Pharmacy Centre. This is her first time organising something of grandeur, so totally can imagine her headache. Major *flick flick hair*

anyhoo...
the cuzzie mentioned when Miss Daisy was talking to him on the phone, he was like "huh, so low class ah?" that kind of feeling, NO V.C or KRUG for champagne???

*ROLL EYES*

then...
She was trying to so hard to sound polite and he kept like pushing her to get more things, like replacing her original waiters with his waiters

*GASP*

ultimately...
he asked "you're not getting desserts?"

*SHRIEK*HYSTERICAL FITS*

I totally fainted woke up and fainted again when she told me that her cousin offered her THAT. This is utterly ridiculous!! The horror!! Nightmare on Fat Street! I Know What You Ate Last Summer!!!! Fatday the 13th!! Chainsaw My Belly Massacre!


Tell him, that you're inviting people who don't put much food in their mouth!!
Dessert is totally out of question..does he think we look good by eating????!!

You straight homophobes moron!!! *still in hysterical fits*

DESSERTS???????????? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *thud*faint*

oh miss Daisy, Alcohol please... I'm on liquid diet. Love chu! *continue fainting*

xoxo

ps. your appointment for make-up is pretty much confirm. cu!