Transformer - Diva in Disguise

When I was very young...I went crazy over bands like Megadeth, Metallica, Skid Row!!! I have their albums and posters in my room... (google! if you don't know who they are). I was actually in luuuuurve with Axl Rose. Guess cos of her name, Rose? *flick hair*



then I moved on.

When I was younger, I took down all those posters replaced by the grunge bands. I'm soooo into the them. Nirvana, Sound Garden, Alice in Chains and I went for my very 1st concert...PEARL JAM!!! OMG OMG!!!!



then... I listened to Wilson Phillips...and that's it! Awaken the Diva in me and there is no turning back after that...I found my true music genre.

Click, til today this is still one of my favourite...




now, still young and fab my playlist in my ipod are Madonna, Natasha Beddingfield, Rihanna, Pussy Cat Dolls, ASSlee Simpson ...all in remixes.

Imagine this, Enter Sandman by Metallica (Bimbo Jones Extended Mix) ? ? ? ! ! So can not make it riiight?! Right.


xoxo

Happy 080808

and Toto result is out.

and I'm not the new instant millionaire! ! ! ! ! *shriek*

I want my $4 back! ! ! !

I don't care*show tantrums*flick hair, kick, flick hair, kick*


Can I like sue singaporepools or something??? OMG!!! Annoying caaan?! $4 also take!!! Still not let me winnnnn.... eeeeyaaarrr!

Happy 080808!!!

BLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

no xoxo... ANGRY!

Majulah Singapura ! ! !

was listening to radio this afternoon...
miss Cornetto Lopez from Crass 95, was asking who is the composer of Majulah Singapura... a lady called in and said it was composed by Sang Nila Utama.

*faint*

Even I, a non-singaporean know that was not a correct answer, dum dum! (and it was not Dick Lee either, if he is your next guess).

It's Zubir Said... *curtsy*flick hair*

THANKS GOOGLE!!! Hahahaaa...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE! ! !

xoxo

Pongmeranian Must Have Tools ! ! !

I just learnt to know (gosh, im old) about the way on how to be a good pongmeranian (pong: fluffy in hokkien). The new breed that now you see roaming the street recently... From Mudderland to Play Club to Taboo to Zouk to Orchard road til neighbourhood mamashop. The young and the fluffy.

Guess long straight hair like mine is the last season eh? *flick hair* Whatevs...

The Diediemusthave list are:

Moving Rubber


Hair Spray

and the DIEDIEMUSTHAVE tool or youcan'tneverbeatrue pongmenarian, a FLAT IRON


xoxo

Truly Asia

Last weekend I went to KL with Miss Curry, Miss Victioria Secretion, Snelly the Snail, and ofcos Brucilinda Li who came on Saturday.

I never been a big fans of KL, guess of the similarity to home, Singapore... hmm, I don't know. Definately cleaner than Dustland but not as clean as Singapore.

But I always feel the strong connection between me and KL. Not in lovey dovey kinda way, cos the last trip I went up was 3 years ago, you know what I mean or issit cos I speak their language?? Hmmm perhaps cos Kuala Lumpur loosely transalated to bahasa, it means 'Junction, concentration or more chim confluence of Mud'

and Mud is the mother of all dust!!! and I am afterall from Dustland. I'm a proud Dustlander! My diet is dust too! Wheeeeeeee.... definately! I always have soft spot for dust.

and my dear Lord, did we ate alot of dust there or what!
Thank God, it's 0 in calorie...AMEN

They even have menu for their dust. Like, amazing riiight?! Truly Asia... *flick hair*






a dirty stall to prepare their dust
but the dust was amazing... They have specific name for this particular dust, Wanton Noodle.





and here another dust serving place...


and the dust...



Miss Secretion and Miss Curry getting ready to eat. Look! They even have sauce for you to dip your dust! Amazing, right??! I tried not to dip my dust into it...cos the sauce is 0.5 in calorie, it is not 0 in calorie *flick hair*




and more dust...







sweet dust...






liquid dust...





dust in a packet...*shriek* Amaazing!




and what fascinate me the most..they allowed pet to sit and enjoy their own meal! Unlike here in Singabore, 'No Pet' sign are everywhere. Ill...

2 Pongmeranian (pong pong hair) caught enjoying their lunch...awwwww... so sweet!


It was truly a great weekend, girls. Ohh, I want to thank our 2 good hostess, Danielle and Edie who bring us around and show the other side (not only Bukit Bintang and KLCC) of Mudderland.

xoxo

Random

My brosis, Miss Alfrieda Tang asked me something that caught my attention 2 days ago...

miss Tang: Eh, how come you don't have a bf ah? You straight ah?
me: huh?! *flick hair* Where is the logic?
miss Tang: aiyah, cos when you see your straight friends who doesn't have a gf for the longest time, you asked them... eh you gay ah?
me: *shriek* I can never be a lesbionic woman! ! ! ! ! I can't even go straight when I'm driving, I can only go forward! *shriek*


anyhoo,

I'm keeping my hair long(er), everybody said I look better (read: gorgeouser, stunninger, beautifuler, chioer) in longer hair. Like, I knoww right? *flick hair*

BUT...

I have made 5 times appoinment for hair cut in 7 days and canceled it in last minute. It's crazy I knowww...urghhh! My hair is like Lion King now... wait...more like a Lioness Queen? If Disney gonna make Lion King as a non-animated movie (Sarawak Jungle, not African Jungle version) I am pretty sure they will cast me as the main star! *faint graciously* They cut cost on costume as my hair already so big and a hot mess!

hmmmfph!!!

I'm going to comb my hair 100 times and sleep...it's bloody 2am now!

Ichthyophobia

Last weekend I went to a fish spa for my very 1st (and last) time.

Watched it on tv a few times about it..and I thought..hey, how bad can it be, right?

so, I try with the fishlet first... I keep telling myself, Ivana, don't be a pussy! They're tiny little fishes. Dip your feet like, NOW!

so, I did...

ehh not bad ler... it's like tiny little thingie nibbling at your feet.

after less than 1 minute, I feel like the fishes is getting BIGGER, BIGGER AND BIGGER The feeling was like, super ill! ! ! ! *flicking hair frantically*

Déjà Jaws! ! ! ! ! !


Seriously, I feel like they gonna eat up my flesh within seconds...you all know how tiny my feet is, right??! *flick hair* did I mentioned long and slender too?

anyhoo...

miss C managed to convince me to do the bigger fish...just for 30 seconds. So, I was like okay, what the heck, right? I dip my feet into medium size 'pond'. Trust me, their medium it's like the size of a minibus!

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!

Within seconds... my whole body was in spasm. I can't take the feeling and I can't take the sight of those MEDIUM fishes attacking my delicate, tiny and ultra smooth feet! *kick kick*


I don't even finish my 30 minutes fish SPA *roll eyes* session. I am convinced that in my previous life I was really a pussy(cat) and now, I felt these tiny little fishtu (fish hantu *ghost) are taking their revenge by trying to eat me alive there n then! *faint graciously*

so...

went back and Victoria googled the fish name, Garra rufa and found it in wikipedia. Don't you just love wiki? *flick hair*

according to wiki (read: me)

They gotta keep eating cos if you are one lazy fish...

you end up


like...


this...


dust, dust nothing but dust.
ahhhhh... *nod nod*

Hmmm, dust, anybody? No, dust?

AND

If you eat enough dead skin, you become these... the fishstar!


http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/shamu_believe/shamu.jpg

Guess where were there 2 weeks ago only??

*ding ding ding*

The fish spa! ! ! Imagine how many feet they have nibbled or accidentally swallowed right?????!!!

Now I understand why are they perpetually hungry, greedy, voracious, ravenous, starving and insatiable little fitch (fish bitch?). Cos, they need too! Even in fish's world...you gotta be a survivor. If not, lucky enough you end up as a fried dust and worst scene scenario is you still nibbling people's feet there and ultimately, accidentally step by someone *splat*


xoxo