It's That Time of The Month Again...Yay! Gay!

Went to Porgot Something Cafe yesterday at Palais Rennaisance. It's been 2 months
since our supposedly monthly get-together tea. We should do this as planned, ladies! MONTHLY! ! !

They told us not to take picture of the place and the food. Like, Hellloooo??! So what if we did?! Snap snap snap click click click...


the pic is courtesy of miss Tioman.

Love the place, love my dust and ofcourse love my bestest, darlingestest lady friends company...

Rainbow'r'us

Went to Toys'r'us yesterday and I saw this.

This is one game that every parents out there MUST BUY when you see your child is...different.


Look at the boy pose...like, so sweet right! ! !

mom: Ahboyyyyyy ahhh, why you wearing mummy's dress, heels, lipstick and is that... my bra!!!!

boy: Like, hellllo, mom *shrieking* You just bought for me Amazing Me! game yesterday. It thought me that I should feel good about myself. Like, hellloooOOoOo... *flick hair*

mom: Oh yeah horrr, Very the sorry lerrr... ehh, you forgot to put mascara!! Mommy got a new mascara! YSL one! Want fake eyelashes too or not?

boy: OMG, still ask???! Like, totally! *flick hair*


and this is one place that every parents out there must sent their kids to school when you see your child is...happy.




xoxo

Coincidence or What?

On the 27th December 2007, Shiru hurt her finger and she posted this on her blog:

'My finger left middle-finger got stuck at the hinge of Taboo's main door. And the nail is now black and my finger looks dead. And then I just slammed my door shut with my pinkie toe under it.'

I was laughing at her at that time. Cos all her nail will be black and she doesn't need to get it paint again. Wheeeeeeeeee

then, on the 31st of December 2007, I was attacked by my crazy neighbour with a huge kitchen chopper. He chopped my left middle-finger. Spent my new year's day morning at the hospital having my finger stitched back and all. I was 'lucky' enough to close the door in time before he can chop me into pieces *touchwood* Bloody lunatic farker!


Shiru fell down last week during Roland's birthday dinner.

I fell down yesterday. After St. James. I stepped out from the cab, tipsy, didn't see the wet floor. I fell down and hit my elbow and now it's abit swollen. I think I hit my bum too, cos over there there's also a blueblack. I was actually laying at the carpark, cos I was in pain. Lucky nobody witnessed it *flick hair* Soooo unglam right! ! !

Urghhh... CB! ! ! Now I'm not so perfect anymore... I hope it heal fast...




Last week I was down with fever, runny nose and all. Shiru is sick now at this moment.

Coincidence? Think so lah horrr. I think I just think too much.

Shiru, get well soon horr! ! ! Go see vet lah...ask them for injection or something.

Great Singapore Sale

Now I know why they call it the GREAT Singapore Sale.

according to dictionary.com

Great means: unusually or comparatively large in size or dimensions.

petiteme: Excuse me, miss. Can I have this jeans in size 29-30 24, please *flick hair*
salesbeech: Sorry, miss pretty. We only display the smallest size.

and the size is... 34! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Being size petite like me *flick hair* now I know why I can't find perfect size jeans when the GREAT sale is on. It is one time when you wish you are an obese so you can get pants with 50% off the rack price! Fark! ! !

Thin Line Between Love and Hate

Recently I'm getting sick sick sick of Facebook.

I know for sure the application is for the fun of it like for you to eat snake at your work place, to kill time etc ... but I just find it silly when people have to tell me this in these application:

You are Gorgeous... like hello, I already know that *flick hair*

You are Fashionable.... OMG, do you have to tell me something that is so obvious *sashay left 'n right*

Hotties for Sale.... urghh, I've never been on SALE! I am expensive *flick hair*

Send Hottness... I am the hottest! Nobody else is hotter than me! So, I don't call (send) others HOTness *shriek* Perhaps I send you boiling water?!

Most Eligible Singles... If you're the MOST ELIGIBLE, why don't you question yourself the reason are you still, SINGLE all this while? Eeeeeeeee...

Best Looking Person Contest... 'nuff said!

Oh and I'm still HATE HATE HATE those who update his doings every other second. I am in the shower, I am moisturising my body, I am at work, I am eating my own poop too perhaps??? Everytime I refresh the page, there he was updating his doings! CB! Fark lah!! Who give a shit what you are doing??!

I am still in love with Facebook thou cos I still log on to it everytime I'm online, go figure... bleah

Peace!

xoxo

Long time no see, Miss Wang!

It's been ages (read: weeks) since I meet up with my total BFF, Miss Christina Wang.

One day, as I was sashaying down Orchard road, I bumped with her , still look the same... scally skin, she got the 5 o'clock shadows even it's only 11am, broomy hair and the never sleep for a month look gorgeous. I asked her to pose for my camera infront of her fave shops. Everybody knows, my BFF is an ultra socialite *giggle*, big spender, yes BIG if you know what I mean *barf* and super health conscious *roll eyes*.

click snap snap! say ultra fatty cheeeeee!!


xoxo

It's Miss V Happy Day!

Went dinner last weekend (Saturday) to Mimolette with the ladies to celebrate Miss Victoria Secretion Koo's early birthday get together. It was a notbad food, nice environment and ofcos superb company.

Didn't take much pictures on that day, I think partly cos we were placed right smack in the middle of the restaurant where everybody else (read: other patrons, strangers) can see us and me, ofcourse partly was busy drinking.

and as usual, I had dust for my main course.


After dinner we proceed to Wan Jilebu and DaBoo Jilebu, the usual route. Wheee...more alcohol please.

I had once again the honour to do the make-up for the bday gal. Doing Victoria is a total bliss, she has the skin of a porcelain... think toilet paper, the 4 ply Italian marble. Flawless! Even after she finished up the whole bar counter at both clubs, Victoria still look great. I think thanks to my make-up skill *flick hair* and ofcourse her flawless skin.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!

Stay beautiful, young, fabolous and fierce! Love you deep deep! ! ! *air kisses*

ps. remember, my number still the same 1-900-Iwannabeahotmesstranny. Book early to avoid disappoinment!!!