It's Missy L Happy Day!

Happy Birthday Miss Leyla Heng, you are one year older!!! Stay gorgeous and happy all the time!

xoxo

Vaggie anyone?

Went to km-8 at 430pm with Miss Ang on a windy and cloudy day.

Miss Ang: do you sell cigarette here?
Waiter: yes, we do... we have Marlboro and Vagina Slim.

I swear to G that he pronounced it that way!

It's a GAY BOY!!!

Remember that I told you all, I might be carrying Adam Levine's (Maroon 5 lead singer) baby thru eye2eye conception during the concert. It is actually happening, like hooooray! Here is me and him photograph. I was actually wanted to do Demi Moore pose taken by Annie Leibovitz (like who?) when she was 19 months pregnant, but it's so unoriginal isn't it, she is like one super old hag, don't forget ohsogross cradle snatcher, i think she forgot that she is like 98 years old or something and here I am at 21, young, bold and beautiful, so what the heck, lets flaunt it right! Lets be original and have me and Adam picture taken together by far fetch famous photographer Miss E Cing Chong in Adam and Eve-van setting. Absofcukingly love love it!

Wo Jin Su Ka Wa Kar Kee

Early morning Miss Tioman 2006, Felahtio Goh asked me to see at her blog. TO MY SURPRISED *roll eyes* my album has been released by Wahlao Music Group previously known as Warner Music Group. Album cover done by Miss E Cing Chong, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!!!. She bought this CD at HMV yesterday and she told me it's actually number 1 on Pop Techno Progressive House Hokkien Billbored dance chart. Ofcourse 'Wo Jin Su Kar Wa Kar Kee' single it's inside which I did the duet with Kylie Minoque. FYI Jo-leen trying so hard to be me too. Please buy the CD, $1 of every CD purchased will go to my charity fund INEEDANOTHERDESIGNERLINGERIE.INC. ENJOY!!!

Once again, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!!! Miss E, you forget that I am super free???! AWAS CHU! EYE FOR AN EYE!

Eye for an eye

Dear Christina,

How could chu????!!!!!! HERE. Remember when we went Sunday School together, well you slept thru it most of the time there *barff*. Here is the reminder, The 10 commandments???!


SIX: 'You shall not murder.' (read: corrupt) innocent's people mind, those who has true, beautiful and pure mind who read MY BLOG about my true image that you had distastefully modified, tortured and God forbid you to do.


EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' from websites of someone else pic and paste my beautiful face there (but still looking good isn't it, after all that? *giggle*) and tell the world is the image of your *roll eye* dearest.

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' Claim those picture as me?? The slenderwaistbelow24 me, the ever beautifulbrighteyesmileyporcelainskin me??????



but I still love chu... What have I done to you? You wait you just wait!!




Yours Truly,
Ivana Lee

Welcome home (again and again), Renne!

Renne is back! Wheeeeee!!!
*swallowing multi vitamin, vitamins A-Z, milk thistle pill, blueberry extract, pycogenol, applying extra moisturiser for the late nights and SKII masks* Welcome back!! Me lup chu long time!

Lost & Found 911

OMG, my BFF, miss Christina Wang, dropped her ic while clubbing the night away!! Like total a reckless!

Finally I found out your full name *giggle* Love y'er full name, gurl! *gag*

D'ya love it? Rafflessia for your smell,no wonderlaah, Pontianak for you look, that explains, the skin, the teeth, the jawline, that broomy looking hair!! Siti Plaza is where you always shop! Your parents are total genius! I love chu even more...

ps. come and collect it please! weekend is near, you need it! Your look is sort of illegal Love ya!

xoxo