Best Anno Ying MTV 2008

OMG OMG! ! !

I finally I found the MTV of the Anno Ying Sisters on youtube! ! ! The Anno Ying Sisters has been one of my favourite icon on my msn... ha ha ha ha ! !

Now enjoy the mtv ! ! How can I not share something so good with my sisters, right?




all together now..

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! !

xoxo

It's Swanden Ng Happy Day! ! !

Happy 5oth Birthday Swanden Ng pka* Frogden Ng!!!!

*previously known as*

Have a great one!! Looking forward for the dinner later...wheeeeeeee!!!!

Millions hugs and kisses...

Best MTV ! ! !

Miss Tioman sent me this link...

warning: it's highly addictive

BEST BEST BEST BEST MTV! ! ! ! Farkling Highlarious! ! !

Better than a double espresso!

I wonder who are they... Puki Mouse and the Chipmunks from China?

It's really THE BEST OMG WTF MTV of THE YEAR *shriek*

BEST OMG WTF COSTUMEISTHAT *shriek*

BEST OMG WTF SONGISTHAT *shriek*


pay attention to their faces...especially the back-up dancer (yes, the one in orange, she is not a bobbing mandarin orange with hair) who try very very hard to look sexy... Wahahaha...

OMG, gurl... There's no way you can look sexy!

Fast forward to 3:40, it's worth it... check out the guy dance move. Classic!



xoxo

EPS

They finally implemented the Electronic Parking System at the Whoreland Avenue Car Park since Monday.

It means no more aunties prawling around the carpark!!!! No more reason to get summon. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...

but wait, is that means my friends can't cheat 50cents/halfanhour liao????

That's shucks...

xoxo

OOops... I Dit It Again! ! !

I fell asleep at around 12.39am... and I think I just sleep walk! ! ! *shriek*

cos I found 2 empty packets of instant noodle and and empty bowl ! ! !

I might have accidentally cook and eat it in my sleeeep...

OMG!!!!! I need helllllllppppp....

Fat Fighters here I come ! ! !

Hello World

Finally, I can sync my new phone to my pc and retrieve all the contacts back. Wheeeeeeeeee.... with my own efforts. Gosh.... I am like pretty n brainy... *flick flick flick hair*

Watchout people, I'm back and soooo going on a roaring rampage to terrorize you all when I am bored, which is nearly 24 hours... *flick hair*

After 2 days of gruelling trial and error trying to sync my phone to my pc. Damn frustating, cos I can't seem to get it done (the sync-ing part). Keep getting error message, even after re-installing the PC Suite for at least 6 times. So, I decided to call Nokia help-line (why I never think of it sooner, right?)

As you all know... most of product help-line operators are from the 3rd world... Some of them are so profesional and good but the one I encountered this time is the most 'helpful' lady, I can even hear tv noise in the back-ground...perhaps she was doing house-work at the same time.

me: like, hellOOooOO

F: hello, miss..good apternoon. How can help you?

me: I'm like having trouble, can?

F: Oh my gawd...you are miss Ipana, I can recognise your poiss... *shrieking*

me: relax, girl...do your job. My phone is E71 can you help me please...

F: You hold the line miss. I will help you... I will transper the call to someone who knows the product better than me...

me: Sure... *flick hair*

15 mins of flicking hair later... she put me on hold with the music that very elevatorishkennyGish's...


then to my horror...

F: doooo doooo doooo dooooo

that BEECH!!! she hang up on me!!!! Urghhhhhhhhhhh...

anyway, I heard they caught someone on Saturday while in action stealing phones at the same place I lost mine, from some 3rd world too. I guess they're here on shopping spree, their 3rd world term of SHOPPING?? *roll eyes*

Don't steal from me laaah... I also from 3rd world whaaattt...bloody cb!

anyway... I love my new phone. wheeeeeeeee...

xoxo

Bon Voyage N95. I hate losing phones! ! ! !

Dear friends,

I lost my phone today. Someone took it from my pocket and worst of all...I was sober!!!

Someone warned us that there was a pickpocket prawling around, few people already lost their belonging. Next thing I know, I am the next victim. . . and it got to be happened in one of my favourite place to hangout. Urghhhh

I'm fucking upset. =(( Send me your number if you know me personally to my facebook account e-mail.

Thank you...

and YOU, who took my phone!!! Fark you!!!

Your dearest Princess.

xoxo

Virus Alert

WTF???!!

This is a disclaimer, It is soOooOOOooooO so not me to write something like this on people's wall *flick hair*


Even on facebook there are viruses???!! *shriek* Can I like, spray dettol to my pc or something???! *flick hair*

oooohhhh I know!!! Feed alcohol to it?? Alcohol kills germs...OMG!!! I'm like soooo brilliant!

I hate the new facebook interface...bring back the old one lerr! ! ! !


xoxo

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Red Polka Dot

I am so not an outdoor person. I have said it and I am gonna say it AGAIN. Please please remind me that!

The last time I did an outdoor thingie, I fell down and hurt myself at ECP... boo hoo hoo. Bleah!

Last Sunday, I went to Km-8... I got bitten by sandflies. Why me???!!! Now, my body is filled with dots, I'm like wearing a polka dot dress *shriek* Who wear polka dot these days right?? Urghhh... It's super itchy can!!


Bernadette Ong said maybe because I have the sweetest blood. Like, it's soooo true right??! Right.

Next outdoor outing, I will wear big hat, huge sun glasses and long sleeves.... but, wait...OMG!!! I will end up like those parking summon aunties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *thud*faint*

Miss Kimchi Lee

Danny is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Seoul
Oh and I can see Danny waving goodbye
God it looks like Danny, must be the clouds in my eyes...



Ajuma, come back sooooooooooooooon! ! !

xoxo

I Heart Pao

so, Ahpao came as a biker chick on Saturday to our dinner gathering. Victoria thinks Pao look like Olivia Newton John in Grease, which I agree... like, totally. Like, I know right?!




Pig said the get-up make her look like a lesbonian... he even call her a dyke.

OMG! ! ! Like, OH MY GAWD! ! ! She can be the next BIG dj.... Pao van Dyke!!! *shriek*


Grease Mega Mix featuring Miss Char Kway Teow by Pao Van Dyke ! ! ! ! OMG!!! I am soooo seeing a HUGE (if you know what I mean) hit on its way *flick hair*wiggle wiggle*

xoxo

OML!

I don't have the habit of stocking up food at home, let me explain to you why...

I did a little bit of grocery shopping today to stock up my toiletteries and bought some food to add colours to my fridge...

now is 12.25 am...

and I just had a tiny accident. I walked to my bathroom and fell down cos of the slippery floor and half of the fridge fell into my mouth and I had no choice but to swallow it...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

half loaf of the bread gone missing, 4 eggs are missing, 4 kiwis are missing, 6 bananas are missing and a carton of soya bean.

and I had lasagna dust for dinner...

OH MY LARD!!!!!!!!!!!! urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't eat, can I puke it out???!!! I drink my dinner...

Poor me, I'm so accident prone...

Bleaaah

It's Alexis Tan Happy Day ! ! !

Alexis opening her present... *jumping up 'n down*





it's a bird? it's a plane?





it's BANANA! ! ! ! *shriek*clap hands*


Happy Birthday, M. Alexis Tan ! ! ! ! ! ! !





millions xoxo

When A Pussy Loves A Bird

I never been a pussy person, as you all know right... *giggle*flick hair*

So, I was sitting down with Shiru at Dempsey, enjoying a bottle or 2 or 3 of whites on a cooling afternoon at 5pm-ish. There came along a scrawny but cute (?) pussy..she was meow-ing and giving me the 'feedmeplease imthirstytoo i'maalcholicpussycat' look... so ofcourse, I don't want to give right..we only have 1 bottle... it's not even enough for myself...

meow (read:beg) all you want, puss... *flick hair*



or thirsty?

anyhoo...

suddenly I saw that the pussy was holding something in her mouth... oohhh.. is that what I think it is? a tiny helpless little bird?? I walk over to her to pay a closer attention..ohhh it is a bird. Tweety, is that chu???! Are you acting dead, why you never move? So sweet...

Pussy don't eat bird, right? or more like, they just don't eat..IF they do, they just eat grass, stone and sometimes dust. They only lurve playing with birds. Like, I do *giggle*flick hair* Right???

To my horror... suddenly I heard something that sounds like a bone cracking and I turn my head to see...*shriek* The baaad pussy is chewing the bird! ! ! *crunch crunch*chomp chomp chomp*

and within seconds...the poor bird has turn into this... *shriek*

but ofcourse,right.. what am I talking about? Pussies do eat birds... Pussies love BIRDs...*giggle*

OMG! ! !

xoxo

It's Suz I Suz Happy Day !

Happy birthday, suz ! ! !

xoxo

O M G !

OMG OMG OMG!!! I just wet myself and I need a diaper! ! !



In time like this... I just forgot that I'm a conservative good catholic girl! ! ! *shriek*wiggle wiggle*

I don't practise favoritism and I hate to choose, so can I like, have both of them????!! I have died and gone to 3-gy heaven! *shriek*

xoxo

L-O-V-E

I think I am in love. I saw this guy in the gym, daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot looking. Standing at 180cm...hot hot hot...I think it's like my own reflection or maybe equally hot...don't chu wish your gf was hot like me???! I think the difference is only in our hair, mine is long and flowy and his is short n cropped.

*flick hair*

I think I seriously in love...

He is a kimchi and his surename is Park...

once I am married with him...I will change my name to...Park Queen Astrid or Park Katong Mall? which one is sound more korean??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Park me ! Park meee...ooops I mean Marry me! Marry me!! *wiggle*

but first, I have to get to know him...

BLEAH!

It's Miss Marikita Chua Happy Day

Happy Birthday, sista! ! ! !

many lurve, kisses n hugs

xoxo