I hate Mondays!

Today my mood was foul...errr, okay now is close to 1am..so it's literally yesterday my mood was foul.

Anyhoo,

1st incident, I had to go to IRAS building to have some ASSesment thingie printed out. Being my 1st time in that building, I was feeling pretty lost. Walk here walk there, then I asked the security guard, a lady with the size of a star cruise ship.

me: Excuse me miss, can you tell me where is the office for IRAS? *in my most polite manner*flick hair*
miss star cruise: Here laaaaaaaaah. This wholllllllle building is IRAS building!! You dont know????????????!!!

*kick kick*scratch scratch in the air*

RUDE B*TCH!!! I swear I was on the verge of eating her alive, THANK GOD that I am still on dust diet! If not I'd just have eaten her alive. So farking rude! I took a deep breath and I realised she was just jealous of my beauty, for sure...like, who isn't right?! Right. *flick hair*

After I was done with IRAS, I went to meet Shiru for coffee at Spinelli. Then I saw this manly girl, she's got a face that only her mother would love and a fashion taste that...that... Urghhhh!!!!

*kick kick*scratch scratch in the air*shrieking*

I can't even describe it. We got so freaked out and quickly make a phone call to fashion police to report!

6 minutes later the culprit was arrested. Soon after manly girl got sentenced for life imprisonment for breaking the No.1 rule of Fashion bible: You must not wear a super short short when you have a leg with the size of a tree trunk.

Place of Birth: Dustland

So, I just got back from Dustland, my kampong... A place where the word 'hungry' never existed for me. Most of you all know that I am on dust diet, right? Right. The dust is everywhere, it's a common sight with the 3rd world country I guess. Everywhere is dust, dust and dust. All I did was to open my mouth and I am filled for a day or 2. My maid(s) have to mop the floor twice a day to prevent me from licking/eating the dust from the floor. Imagine how much dust that one country can produce in a day? Ultra appetising! *flick flick flick hair*

I LOVE DUST!

Dust is 0 in calorie, but IF all I need to do is to open my mouth. It means talking is considered a form of eating *shriek* and so does YAWNING???!!!! *hysterical fits*

Do I need a muzzle???!

OMG! Horror!!!! Eating 24 hours nonstop??! *faint graciously and glamorously*

In dustland, they sky is never blue in colour, it's either grey or grey. I'm like, (still) totally in love with dustland *flick hair*

xoxo

Dustland In Colours

One morning in dustland, I woke up early (actually, every morning *urgh*), took out my camera and took a small walk in my garden, snap snap snap at the trees, leaves and flowers. It is refreshing to wake up early once in awhile. I think...

I love flowers, alot... and I know all the names by heart. I think I'm a nature loving person *flick hair*

the taogay tree


the purple small flowers


the pinklipsameasivanas flower


the yellow flowers

the featherduster flower


the ohsocuteandtinylikemywaist flowers

the gardensalad flowers and leaves.

and below the picture of dust (enlarged under microscopic thingie) for some who never see what a dust really look like...




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dust in liquid form


dust on a stick

dust
dust
and dust
I LOVE DUST!

Home Sweet Home

I is back from dustland! ! !

This is home....truly!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

It's Miss G Happy Day!

Last week 1-900-Iwannabeahotmesstranny line rang in the middle of the night.

me: 1-900-Iwannabeahotmesstranny, like, hellOOooo? *flick hair*

miss G: It's me *shrieking* Miss Sentosa ECP Katong Pool 2006, Miss Gila Nata de Coco Low. I'm like, having a major fashion 9-11 emergency now. I don't know what to wear and how to put on my make-up for my birthday!! Heelllllppppp...please!!! Only you can help me!!

me: Like, DUH *flick hair* See you this weekend, lurve.

miss G: is that a yes??!???! OMG!! You are my saviour... have I told you that you are gorgeous?

me: Like, a million times?! Ciao!


Went to Sheng Shiong to get her dress, less than 5 minutes later I found a perrrrfect dress for her. Preparing her dress and everything else was a bliss.

so the big day arrived...

*flick flick flick*swish swish swish*poof poof poof*

and the final result... isn't she gorgeous?? Looking confident and all... ultra fabolous!!! I am gooooood *flick hair*
Happy Birthday Miss Gila Nata de Coco Low ! ! !

It had been a great honour to do your make-up throughout the year...MUACKS


xoxo

It's Miss C Happy Day!

Happy Birthday Miss Curry Calamari Calamansi Lim! ! !

Really looking forward for the dinner get-together tomorrow...

Can I make a special request? Dust and lots of grapejuice.

Dust anybody? Dust...


xoxo

RIP YSL

So YSL is mati, si or dead. Sleep tight and rest well! ! !

I always thought that he's got the best name amongst all the great designers out there. Yves Saint Laurent...sooo nice rite.

I always thought if I ever became a designer, I will never label it under my own name. Can you imagine, wear a clothes with a brand like, Ivana Sukalongkok???!

Not many people know that my first name is Martinus, I hate that name, why can't it be like Yves, Gianni, Vivienne, Vera or a simple name like Tom?

I think, seriously, Martinus sounds like anus... arty anus.. ?

Martinus, a Martian with an Arty Anus... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek *flick hair*

Miss Tioman suggested that I change it to Artinus... An Arty Anus God from Greek.

imagine this:
A: Nice top... Dolce?
B: No, it's Artinus Ivana Sukalongkok...

*shriek*

*flick hair*

*thud*